Hash #250 – Sunday, May 5th, 2013 @ 1:00 pm: Drinko-de-Mayo Guerrilla Hash!
There was a Canadian at your house yelling racial slurs? How inappropriate!
It was a fun Drinko-de-Mayo hash that included a whopping 7 of us… we begged our hares to shorten the trail so we could just get back to the boozing, they happily obliged. In true hasher form we ran the streets of SLO and ended up at an elementary school that was full of young children and parents. Spribkle Princess stayed his mandatory 300 feet away. Our 1st (and only) BN was at a car in a parking lot where we proceeded to drink margaritas and enjoy shots of tequila. A long, straight run through Cal Poly led to no beer and just a continued run back to our A. Finally we could booze it up again! Ole! Back at Dildo’s house we had circle-jerk time which included a dog attempting to lick a Canadian’s vagina and the spur-of-the-moment naming of Just Jared. He’s been haring with us since November, always seems to wear Pirate attire, and paints houses for a living. While we almost named him Goat F*cker (our New Orleans transplant hasher was begging for it), we ended up talking about his painting career. We decided he spackles for a living and wanted to include that word…. because who doesn’t giggle when they hear spackle? I don’t know if it was X-Rated or Always Going Down, but one of them blurts out, “He doesn’t spackle! He paints! He just spits it out!”. And just like that, a name was born. So say goodbye to Just Jared, and say hello to I Spit It Out. Always Going Down anointed him her cousin for their similar extracurricular activities and we proceeded to throw flour at Spribkle in his honor. Corn hole and beer pong commenced, as well as a delicious bbq and too many margaritas. All in all a successful guerilla hash!
Attention Wankeros and Wankeritas!
To celebrate the Mexican victory over invading French-Surrender-Monkeys, Just-Wes and I will be haring a guerrilla hash this Sunday, May 5th. With the power of our two Mexican halves combined, you can look to an amazing trail complete with hopping barbed wire fences, camping out in front of Home Depot, dodging ‘La Migra’, and a siesta (or is that just us being lazy?) !
When: this Sunday, 1:00
Where: Santa Rosa Park
What to bring: sombrero, poncho, filthy mustache, $5, new shoes, etc.
(Chi, you can leave your lady-jeans and shit-kickers at home.)
Other: trail is dog friendly