Previous Hashes

SLO Hash #360: WEDNESDAY xxxMas Hash!

Come on out WEDNESDAY 12/13/17 for the last Hash of the year! Be sure to dress in your xxx-Mas best! There will be a Shiggy Sock White Elephant exchange at the On-After, be sure to bring a pair of wrapped new socks to participate. There will also be Erections for Hash Mismanagement, be sure to…



SLO Hash #359: Wee Bit Nipply Hash

Wee Bit Nipply Hash! Pack your coonskin cap, rifle and willy warmer, and join us for an escapade through an arctic paradise. How could this end? Possibly in a polar bear swim or sacrificial burning. Amateur explorers are encouraged to attend but risk getting mauled by a polar bear or plummeted by snowballs. It should…



SLO Hash #357: Fresh Whore Hash

Attention all you old, tired, worn out, dirty whores: This is the Fresh Whore Hash!  Grab your yet-to-be-defiled virgins and youngsters.  If you can’t find any, maybe we’ll run into some along the way.  Maybe at an elementary school…. a park… a bus stop…  because the best thing about twenty eight year olds is there’re…



SLO Hash #356: COLONEL SANDERS HASH

SLO Hash #356: COLONEL SANDERS HASH   Wankers and Wankettes, THIS SHIT IS FINGER LICKN GOLD! Colonel Sanders is prepared to take you through a whirlwind hash to the bottom depths of his “notorious” bucket. Who’s in?!?! Let’s get greasy!! When: Thursday, November 2nd @ 6pm Where: Rancho Grand Park in Arroyo Grande Hares: Finger Lickn Good and…



SLO Hash #355: Blood Hash

Ladies and gentlemen, Bastards and tramps, Bloodsuckers and mother lovers, Road trash and vamps, To the virgins and the nymphs, To all the harrietts, wankers and backsliders seeking graves, Welcome to the SLO Hash House Harriers. Its been a long summer so I’m glad to see you made the cut… until now. Cum join us…



SLO Hash #354: One Flew Over the CaCa’s Nest Hash

SLO Hash #354: One Flew Over the CaCa’s Nest Hash Come out to SLO on 10/5/17 for an arousing romp over hill and dale. Where? Johnson Park in San Luis Obispo When? Meet at 6:00, hare away at 6:15ish Who? Hares, harrietts, wankers, backsliders, virgins, halfminds, muggles and more! What to expect? 100% live hare…



SLO Hash #353: Hottie and Jizzy and Shiggy, Oh, my!

Hot Jizz, the Hare Dream Team, bring to you 3 miles of flat, dry trail with absolutely no shiggy or sand (2% true). Shiggy socks, $5,  headlamps, and whistling apparatus required. Start at Cloisters Community Park in Morro Bay, 9/21/17 at 6:00PM On to Morro Bay On, Hottie Potty & Jizz Gluten Free



SLO Hash #352: The Cumming Sporadically Hash!

SLO Hash #352: The Cumming Sporadically Hash!  Wankers!! Tomorrow night is a Cumming Sporadically hash hared by our very own Cums Sporadically… And good times will be had by all who cum!!  (In my head… And possibly now yours… every time I say cum or cumming in this email it sounds like cum is being…



SLO Hash #351: Lazy Mofo Hash

SLO Hash #351: Lazy Mofo Hash Alright, you lazy fucks! Get the fact that PBR is a hipster beer out of your fucking minds and jump into some hashing goodness. Location: Big ass parking lot next Lady Family Mortuaries on 555 Fair Oaks Ave in Arroyo Grande. FYI You can’t fucking miss it! https://goo.gl/maps/9oWamBb2ATo Items to…



SLO Hash #350: Jizz On Trail Cayucos Hash

SLO Hash #350: Jizz On Trail Cayucos Hash Can on out, stretch your legs, and try and catch Jizz in Cayucos! Thursday 8/10/17 6PM Bring $5, virgins, guests, visitors, moms,  dads, and backsliders Location: end of 24th Street parking lot at the beach in Cayucos https://goo.gl/maps/viGMPi6vbFG2 On slippery trails on, Chilly Jizz