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ANAL SLOH3 HASHMAS!

CUM ON OUT AND CELEBRATE SLOH3 HASHMAS AND SHIGGY SOCK EXCHANGE! FOOD, DRINKS, DANCING AND NON-SMELLY SOCK WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT EXTRAVAGINGZA .

They are allowing us to have separate checks and use the normal menu , band starts at 9. Bring $$, backsliders, hash curious VIRGINS dancing shoes, shiggy socks wrapped, condoms if you think Mongo’s is where you’ll find your lucky charm and fun hashmas spirit. Wear your FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS OUTFIT.

RSVP YOU CRAZY WANKERS.  (reply to the hash email or on the Facebook post)  ANAL SLOH3 HASHMAS!

When:   Thursday, December 13 at 6pm!

Where: Mongo’s Saloon in Grover Beach  https://goo.gl/maps/gBs64Sv4Ujx

SLOH3 Hash # 385 – Skidmark’s Wet and Wild Hash

Olly olly olly!! (Oy oy oy) Hey there hungry hungry hashers! Who’s ready to get wet?!?!? Cuz it looks like it’s gonna be this year’s week of rain. Start for tomorrow is Spike’s Pub on Higuera in downtown SLO. On out! Until then ….here’s some Whitney…   https://youtu.be/i_4PlM85NJo
~Skidmark

Where:  https://goo.gl/maps/biHEjDermUE2

When:    6pm  (the same stinking time we always do this thing)

And there is likely to be Pre-Lube starting at or around 5pm.

Central Valley HASHTASTIC 12/15/18

Cum join Fresno-Clovis H3, One Night Stand H3, and Coyote Ugly H3 on Saturday, December 15th, 2018 for the 4th An(nu)al Central Valley HASHTASTIC…and 3rd An(nu)al Potato Salad Invitational!!!

Register here:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1gWnr7yptNRm0vx41mXEIVxEZF2FTRwQH2aqNcBta4_M/edit

PayPal at:
jeffward559@gmail.com

SLOH3 Hash # 384 – (Va)ginas Cuming Syndrome Hash

Wankers!!
Cum on out this Thursday and meet at the parking lot by Sinsheimer Stadium for the Sporadic ‘Gina Syndrome hash!! Cums Sporadically and ‘Gina Syndrome (his virgin lay!) are haring a hash just for you! Its flat, no shiggy, wicked easy and on a trail where beer grows on trees… you’ll love it!!

So cum cum cum cum, switch hands and cum cum cum again!   Bring cash, ID, headlamps… and the usual, you, your penicillin resistant STDs (that sh*t be drippin!), virgins who may or may not know about them, some saran wrap… hmmm. Odd. My phone keeps auto correcting “saran” to “satan”… apparently it just goes straight to hell rather than thinking of the light hearted definitely not brimstone worthy lascivious uses for this food preservation product? 

 The trail is dog friendly except for the place that it isn’t.  Fido can be be tied-o outside-o. The trail is not that stroller friendly in some places. 

  Time: 6 pm at the parking lot by Sinsheimer Stadium https://goo.gl/maps/GSzjPihvDUz
  Prelube suggestion: Bang the Drum brewery off Orcutt. They have nice beer! And a food truck full of weiners!! *weiners*

  On on to the Sporadic ‘Gina Syndrome hash!!

Atomic Beaver

SLO Hash #383 – Post-Cocktober HASH

Attention wankers and pisspots! (That’s you btw). Hash will start at charter in SLO so bring your virgins, dogs, costumes and an appetite for beer and blood cause it’s gonna be spooky! So cum if you are able, if not someone can help I’m sure.

Where:  Bridge St, SLO  Near Spectrum in SLO  (Click on the link, Wanker!)

When:    Thursday, November 1, 6pm

 

SLO Hash #381: Drinking Practice

SLO Hash #381: Drinking Practice

In lieu of running trail a few days before the SLOshball weekend, cum on down to Manrock Brewing in Grover Beach for pizza and pint night.
Show up around 6pm and stay till they kick you out!

And remember, even if you can’t make it the whole Sloshball weekend, you can come out still and play and/or run the trail!

SLOH3 Hash #380 – the Mother Trucker Hash 10-4!

Breaker Breaker 1-9!  Got your ears on?  It’s time to stock up on your go-go juice, motion lotion and hammer down on the next great adventure of SLOH3!  We will pay homage to the original Hashers!  Yes, yes, I know we lick-balls to that wanker, G. at every hash… but he’s a wanna-B!  GASP!  SACRILEGE!  Yah yah, clutch your pearl necklaces (ewwww – just wipe it off – jeeeeeeeez!)  It’s true, you frackin’ lightweights!  Truckers have been doing it longer, harder and were the original debaucherous bass-turds.  They had handles before anyone ever cummed up with the idea of Hash Names!!!  Join Eewhore (and Grave Robber if she has trouble exxxcaping the smokeys and can’t get there in time to properly send you off…) for an interstate convoy for the ages…
 
Sport your best mustache as a nod to our Dearly Departed Bandit to get proper respect at the beer checks. You KNOW that fu@&er was a hasher!!!  Dipped his wick in every wet spot from here to the Mississippi line!!!
 
What’s your 20?  Convoy gathers at the end of Fiero Lane in SLO off Broad – dirt parking lot across from SunRun: https://www.google.com/maps/@35.2441293,-120.6430792,20z?hl=en
 
Thursday, 10-4 (Good Buddy!  durrr, durrr, durrrrrr…), 6PM
 
Bring your headlamps, high beams, virgins, whistles, chalk, lead foots, ID’s, coldHARDcash, filthy minds, round asses, active tongues and loose morals!  Leave anything at home that slows you down – including inhibitions and pretenses of having real lives!!!!  Pooch friendly with leashes. 
 
Dry humps and sloppy kisses,
 
Eeeeeeewhore!!!! On-On!

SLO Hash# 379 – The Shit Show

Brought to you by Pinky Ring and Ring in my Rosie…
Cum on down to Grover Beach and live out your libations while getting schooled by the hash hares. Bring your dirty inhabitions because there will be a chance to let them fly and upgrade clothing. Bring $5, ID, virgins, whistles, backsliders, pooches are welcome.

Fin’s Restaurant

SLOH3 Event: 2nd Anal-ish Central Coast SLOshball Game!

Cum one, cum all for the 2nd Anal-ish Central Coast SLOshball Game!

El Chorro Regional Park

Friday, October 19th there will be a Full Moon-ish Tent Pub Crawl at the campground.

Saturday, October 20 there will be a Hash trail followed by circle and a yummy lunch we will provide. Then an epic Sloshball game with prizes and award ceremony.

The debauchery will continue into the night at the campground while we finish off the beer and each other.

Sunday, October 21 we will have a Hangover Hangout at one of our local beaches.

Cost is $39 per person up to October 19th.
Day of registration will be $50.

We have some campsites reserved message for more details.

Register for the event here:
http://sloh3.com/events/2nd-anal-ish-central-coast-sloshball-game/

SLO Hash #378: Nationally Renowned Gang Bang with an Anal Ring to It

SLO Hash #378: Nationally Renowned Gang Bang with an Anal Ring to It

Fire up your sex drive for a twisted adventure through AG’s countryside. Dead ends aplenty with anal pleasure at every turnabout.

Rivers and forests to be pillaged so bring plenty of protection… Shiggy, whistles, chalk, headlamps.

Meet at–Ralph & Duane’s
108 W Branch St, Arroyo Grande
https://goo.gl/maps/ih1bLNYjSeo

Thursday, September 6th @6pm

Bring $5, ID, virgins and backsliders

Bar and trail encourage doggy style so bring your four legged friends though the eagle split of the T/E is for 3 or fewer legs.

On On,

Just Anal Please