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SLO Hash #355: Blood Hash

Ladies and gentlemen, Bastards and tramps, Bloodsuckers and mother lovers, Road trash and vamps, To the virgins and the nymphs, To all the harrietts, wankers and backsliders seeking graves, Welcome to the SLO Hash House Harriers. Its been a long summer so I’m glad to see you made the cut… until now. Cum join us…



SLO Hash #354: One Flew Over the CaCa’s Nest Hash

SLO Hash #354: One Flew Over the CaCa’s Nest Hash Come out to SLO on 10/5/17 for an arousing romp over hill and dale. Where? Johnson Park in San Luis Obispo When? Meet at 6:00, hare away at 6:15ish Who? Hares, harrietts, wankers, backsliders, virgins, halfminds, muggles and more! What to expect? 100% live hare…



SLO Hash #353: Hottie and Jizzy and Shiggy, Oh, my!

Hot Jizz, the Hare Dream Team, bring to you 3 miles of flat, dry trail with absolutely no shiggy or sand (2% true). Shiggy socks, $5,  headlamps, and whistling apparatus required. Start at Cloisters Community Park in Morro Bay, 9/21/17 at 6:00PM On to Morro Bay On, Hottie Potty & Jizz Gluten Free



SLO Hash #352: The Cumming Sporadically Hash!

SLO Hash #352: The Cumming Sporadically Hash!  Wankers!! Tomorrow night is a Cumming Sporadically hash hared by our very own Cums Sporadically… And good times will be had by all who cum!!  (In my head… And possibly now yours… every time I say cum or cumming in this email it sounds like cum is being…



SLO Hash #351: Lazy Mofo Hash

SLO Hash #351: Lazy Mofo Hash Alright, you lazy fucks! Get the fact that PBR is a hipster beer out of your fucking minds and jump into some hashing goodness. Location: Big ass parking lot next Lady Family Mortuaries on 555 Fair Oaks Ave in Arroyo Grande. FYI You can’t fucking miss it! https://goo.gl/maps/9oWamBb2ATo Items to…



SLO Hash #350: Jizz On Trail Cayucos Hash

SLO Hash #350: Jizz On Trail Cayucos Hash Can on out, stretch your legs, and try and catch Jizz in Cayucos! Thursday 8/10/17 6PM Bring $5, virgins, guests, visitors, moms,  dads, and backsliders Location: end of 24th Street parking lot at the beach in Cayucos https://goo.gl/maps/viGMPi6vbFG2 On slippery trails on, Chilly Jizz  



SLO Hash #349: Pop My Hairy Cherry Hare Hash

SLO Hash #349: Pop My Hairy Cherry Hare Hash Cum out to San Luis Obispo and run, walk, jog, roll, leap, and/or skip this juicy cherry trail. Meet 7/27 at 6:00PM at the end of Bridge Street in SLO. Bring $5, virgins, lotion/lube, cash & ID on trail, shiggy socks, whistles, and brand spankin new…



SLO Hash #348: Fresh Randy Osos Hash

SLO Hash #348: Fresh Randy Osos Hash Meet 07/13 at 6pm at the end of Pecho Road, Los Osos. Go down (all the way down) LOVR, deep into Los Osos, turn right on Pecho Road (right past Monarch Grove Elementary School), park at the end of the street.   https://www.google.com/maps/place/35%C2%B019’06.3%22N+120%C2%B051’07.2%22W/@35.3184304,-120.8541937,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d35.318426!4d-120.852005 There will be turkey/eagle spit,…



SLO Hash #347: Chilly Shots and Virgin Thotts Hash

SLO Hash #347: Chilly Shots and Virgin Thotts Hash Cum out, cum out wherever you are! Rumor has it there will be virgins on trail, only one way to find out so bring your speculum! Meet at Rancho Grande park in Arroyo Grande at 6:00pm tomorrow,  6/29! https://goo.gl/maps/UHdbutCgXUR2 Two, three, and four legged hashers are…



SLO Hash #346: A Backsliders Journey

SLO Hash #346: A Backsliders Journey Alright you wanks, Listen up! Cum one, Cum all to the Backsliding Hash. It is time to put beers back into your hands on Thursdays! Merica! No more lazy Thursdays masturbating alone or doing work for the man. We need to get out and do shit…. Like fuck with horns…