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SLOH3 Hash # 393 – The Hash, duh

When: Tonight at 6pm!!

Where: 415 Prado Lane, San Luis Obispo https://goo.gl/maps/AxpppJzjupy9qbQF6

Who: Randy Whorehol – so you know who to blame for this shitty trail

Its Hash time! When? April 18th. Where? San Luis Obispo, 415 Prado Ln. On the street. Bring your virgins, dogs, pisspots, wankers , your mom, cash, headlamp, socccer cleats, 2 ripe plums and ID.

See you later Wankers!

SLOH3 Hash # 392 – Nothin’ Butt Comedy Hash

Where: Meadow Park, San Luis Obispo – https://goo.gl/maps/DtqUa4Sr4J32

When: Thursday, April 4 at 6pm

Why: Why ask why, Drink Bud Dry (can you even get Bud Dry anymore?)

Who: Just Anal Please

Better be ready for a butt slappin’ good time. Bring your buns fresh and perky, your virgins, flashlights, chalk and an ID. April Foolin’ fun to be had by all…
–Just Anal Please

Check out the Facebook Event and you can see who is cumming: https://www.facebook.com/events/2581964188483562/

SLOH3 Hash # 391 – PISMO DRUNKEN RUN

Cum enjoy another evening in paradise. Bring: $$, ID, dogs, monkeys, strollers, dildos, your sex slave and your adventurous spirit. This is an A to A trail.

The Hare: Cums Sporadically (she sure has been haring/cumming a lot lately)

Where: https://goo.gl/maps/dgzzeLySFbt Addie St, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, United States by the Pismo Public Works building

When: March 21 at 6pm (every other Thursday like we always do)

SLOH3 Hash# 390 – CUM’S SWEET, SALTY AND WET NIGHT Hash

Where: Fin’s Restaurant, Grover Beach https://goo.gl/maps/YgQqigeSFEC2h

When: Thursday, March 7, at 6pm

PARK IN THE OVERFLOW ,DARK, DIRT PARKING LOT, MAKES IT MORE FUN FOR SHENANIGANS. THIS IS AN A-B TRAIL. BRING HEAD LAMPS, $$, ID, VIRGINS AND EXPERIENCED WELL ANYONE. THE HABIDASHERY WILL BE OPEN IF YOU WANT MORE HASH STUFF, CASH IS KING. RSVP FOR BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING BEER.

SLOH3 Hash# 389 – The Just Eat Fresh Daniel Hash

Cum one cum all to the “Just Eat Fresh Daniel” wet and wild adventure. If it rains creeks don’t seem as wet.

Where? Cuesta Park Slo, Ca. USA planet Earth. https://goo.gl/maps/bGB8V4fq2py

When? Thursday, February 21st at 6:00pm

Bring shiggy socks and a thirst for beer. Dogs, virgins and wankers are welcome.

SLOH3 Hash# 388 – The Sweet Deck Hash

Hello wankers and wankettes!

Sticky Green Queen here as Hare.

Are you ready for this trail? I sure as hell wasn’t, but its happening.. not to worry though as I only fell 3 times during the testing of this trail and still finished 😀 

So for sure bring your knee pads, virgins, money, drug enhancers, ID, those things you blow that make sounds, a strong work ethic? haha right? and as always if you can’t make yourself cum, have someone else bring you!

Where: https://goo.gl/maps/XfDsKvw5KYE2

201 Bridge St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401

When: Thursday, February 7, 2018 (Yes, that is today!)

SLOH3 Hash# 387 SLOH3 : Not the Hare That We Deserved, But the Hare We Needed

When: 6:00p Hares away at 6:30ish

Where: Sinsheimer Park https://goo.gl/maps/Lhf48uvUBiq

Who: Chocolate Starfish and the Hamburglar Flavored Water

What: There will be beer

What to bring:
Virgins
$5 hash cash 
Compass
Bug Spray
Your hot friends
Low Morals
Bad Judgement
New shoes
Vessel
Cranium Lamp
Cougar repellent

SLOH3 Hash # 386 – the Happy newd year hash

Happy newd year! Soooo…. time for the first 2019 SLOH3 hash!! Who’s in?!? (All the way in.) It’s gonna be a little wet. Well, according to Hovde. (NOT a hasher.) (Definitely a virgin.) But I will guarantee, by all that is shmoley, if your willie is not wet, nor your vagina moist, I will personally see to it that it finds its way to a drippy spot.

Meet Here: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Marsh+Street+Parking+Lot/@35.2739061,-120.6726049,18z/data=!4m8!1m2!2m1!1smaino+93401!3m4!1s0x80ecf0fb52dacca1:0x36970f8c16a96d2e!8m2!3d35.2742984!4d-120.6723388

Bring ID and Money

On-hovde-on

Randy Whorehol & Eat Fresh

ANAL SLOH3 HASHMAS!

CUM ON OUT AND CELEBRATE SLOH3 HASHMAS AND SHIGGY SOCK EXCHANGE! FOOD, DRINKS, DANCING AND NON-SMELLY SOCK WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT EXTRAVAGINGZA .

They are allowing us to have separate checks and use the normal menu , band starts at 9. Bring $$, backsliders, hash curious VIRGINS dancing shoes, shiggy socks wrapped, condoms if you think Mongo’s is where you’ll find your lucky charm and fun hashmas spirit. Wear your FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS OUTFIT.

RSVP YOU CRAZY WANKERS.  (reply to the hash email or on the Facebook post)  ANAL SLOH3 HASHMAS!

When:   Thursday, December 13 at 6pm!

Where: Mongo’s Saloon in Grover Beach  https://goo.gl/maps/gBs64Sv4Ujx

SLOH3 Hash # 385 – Skidmark’s Wet and Wild Hash

Olly olly olly!! (Oy oy oy) Hey there hungry hungry hashers! Who’s ready to get wet?!?!? Cuz it looks like it’s gonna be this year’s week of rain. Start for tomorrow is Spike’s Pub on Higuera in downtown SLO. On out! Until then ….here’s some Whitney…   https://youtu.be/i_4PlM85NJo
~Skidmark

Where:  https://goo.gl/maps/biHEjDermUE2

When:    6pm  (the same stinking time we always do this thing)

And there is likely to be Pre-Lube starting at or around 5pm.