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SLOH3 – Hash# 368 – The Drunken Truffle Shuffle

HASH 368 April 19 @ 6pm

Drunken Truffle Shuffle
Brought to you by Cums Sporadically and Chilly Willy
Meet at the parking lot on Shell Beach Rd and Beachcomber Dr in Shell Beach.
Wear your tutu and new shoes!
Bring $$, ID, wild virgins, headlamps, (who said head) whistles, low morals , backsliders and a new hash song.

Stroller, dog and Goonies friendly

ON ON

Cums Sporadically

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On, On,

Flogging Wood

SLO Hash# 367 The Randy Fresh Hash

Oooooohhhkay. 6pm behind Old Navy, next to the dumpsters, where you belong, we’re meeting for tomorrow’s hash. Bring the usual: virgins, dirty whores, IDs, cash, dogs, whistles, candy, and your sparkling personalities.
On-it like a hobo on a ham sandwich-On.

https://goo.gl/maps/Jr5gyFB7z5D2

SLO Hash# 366 Chocolate Starfish and Flogging Wood’s Wet and Wild Hash

So, perhaps you thought a little rain would deny you of a Hash Trail.  Well, you thought wrong Wanker!  Drop your cocks (or other genitalia) and grab your shiggy socks.  It’s about to get weird.

What you should bring to this Hash:

Cash and ID (so you can be identified later)

Lube, Virgins and your best Vajazzle

Where:  https://goo.gl/maps/Re5waeCiC142

When: 6pm  (the same time we usually start this debacle)

See you tomorrow

SLO Hash #365 – The Big Chilly Style Hash

Come on down for a night of old school beats and hip hop feats!
Show up to 16th St Park in Grover Beach, 6PM Thurs 3/8.
Bring $5, ID, virgins, backsliders, cash, credit, money order, check or debit on trail, headlamp, virgins, maybe dog friendly, maybe not! I’ll know when I figure out the trail!
On the beat On
Chilly Willy

SLO Hash #364: Running of the SLOH3: Gettin’ Shiggy With It Hash

Hey, you! You with the face! It’s about that time again for another glorious running of the SLOH3! We got a A-A shiggylicious trail for you with a “tough” and “easy” split, 3 beer checks if you take the “easy” route. Chocolate Starfish (that’s me) will be doing a chalk talk right before hares away because some wanker as last trail asked me what “R U” meant. On-fucking-On

**DOG FRIENDLY**
**MILD PRESENCE OF POISON OAK**

Hares: Cums Sporadically and Chocolate Starfish & the Hamburglar Flavored Water

Where: Cuesta Canyon County Park at the end of Loomis in San Luis Obispo

When: Hash Beer @ 6:00 PM
Chalk Talk @ 6:30 PM
Hares Away @ 6:35

What to bring:
Virgins (who drink for free)
$5
cranium lamp
dry bag
ID’s
$ for bar check
Your hot sister
New Shoes
Vessels!!!
Low Morals
Bad Judgement
Shiggy Socks
Whistles
$ for HAB
oh yeah, and VIRGINS!

https://goo.gl/maps/jWqxFUYyxwJ2

SLO Hash #363: What the fuck was I thinking Hash

398 Sunrise Terrace, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420
Alright you wankers! pull your panties out your ass cracks and listen up! There will be a trail at this location (the office building to the left) on Thursday night. Show up with these items…. head lights , head protection, brains, wallets, $5 money and maybe a fucking virgin!?
The trail is somewhat dog friendly. If you can lift the bastard over a fence.
Questions?
Ohhh grave robber, cums with instructions ohhh

SLO Hash #362: Just Dylan’s Virgin Lay with Special Guest Co-Hare: Backsliding Douchebag Loser Baby Dick Legally Retarded….. Cums With Instructions

Just Dylan’s Virgin Lay with Special Guest Co-Hare: Backsliding Douchebag Loser Baby Dick Legally Retarded….. Cums With Instructions

⭐WHEN: Thursday, January 25th, 2018 @ 6pm

⭐WHERE: “The SLO” Apartments parking lot. Address is 1050 Foothill Blvd, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. There is access to the parking lot from Foothill Blvd or Santa Rosa Street (aka HWY 1). Meet more towards the Foothill side of the lot. Here’s a pin drop you effing half minds….

⭐WHAT: a SHITTY trail from a Harrier who’s never laid trail and a Wanker who hasn’t laid a trail (or gotten laid) in 2 years.

⭐BRING: headlamps, $5 + bail $, snorkels, knee pads, new shoes, backsliders, virgins, technologies, 1st aid kits, skeleton keys, inflatable sex dolls, and tick repellent. ALWAYS bring $ and ID on trail!!

⭐LEAVE: your 4 legged friends (unless they know how to jump fences, or you are strong enough to pick them up and throw them over since dogs always land on their feet). $100 in my GoFundMe account. Skid marks in your tighty whities . And… your dignity… seriously, your dignity has no place here!!! Leave that shit at home!!!

ON-ON!

~Just Dylan & Cums With Instructions

SLO Hash #361: She Who Cannot Be Named Hash

Time: Thursday, January 11th, 2018 at 6:00 PM (unless you like beer, beer lovers show up at 5:00) hairs away at 6:15
Location: Go to the very end of Grand Ave. We will be in the Finns parking lot right next to the beach. Beer lovers will be in Finns drinking beer.
This is the analual “She Who Cannot Be Named Hash”. Expect lots of flat beach r*nning.  This trail is perfect for dogs and young children alike (jk – don’t bring your kids). There will also be beers and r*nning and beers and beers and then some shitty beers.
The sortted history of this local hash gose way way back. Details are shrouded in dark roumors and shady hearsay. Due to active gag orders, court documents, judges rulings and ankle jewelry I am not at liberty to release any more details on this particular hash’s history at this time.
In an effort to change this gloomy hash into a fun and exciting event,  we are asking that your r*nning attire be bright and uplifting. There will be alomost no moon that night. So, I will bring safty vests for any virgins and also I will bring extra neon 80’s type glow in the dark garments for those who are not quite looking bright and cheery enought for this festive event.

To Bring List:
$5
Bright clothing
Perky attitude
Hide-a-Key for your car (seriously, find a way to hit trail without your keys in your pocket.)
Head lamp
Virgins
Gag ball
A healthy disregard for common public decency
Virgins
Gimp Suit
and
Virgins
I wanted to make double sure that there will be pleanty of shitty beer at this event so, can the Biermister please contact me?
I am excited to hare this event and to see all of you Thursday night. I will be the Boy George looking dude.
ON-ON
Praise go to G!
-Sprinkle Princess

SLO Hash #360: WEDNESDAY xxxMas Hash!

Come on out WEDNESDAY 12/13/17 for the last Hash of the year!

Be sure to dress in your xxx-Mas best!
There will be a Shiggy Sock White Elephant exchange at the On-After, be sure to bring a pair of wrapped new socks to participate.
There will also be Erections for Hash Mismanagement, be sure to submit your name or volunteer someone else for a position! Online survey to be sent out on 12/14 with announcements at the first Hash of 2018.
Show up at Manrock Brewing in Grover Beach on the back patio at 6PM WEDNESDAY 12/13/17!
https://goo.gl/maps/RMqBRQoeMqv
Bring $5, ID, lube, virgins, socks, & headlamp!
On reindeer on!
Chilly Willy