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SLO Hash #364: Running of the SLOH3: Gettin’ Shiggy With It Hash

Hey, you! You with the face! It’s about that time again for another glorious running of the SLOH3! We got a A-A shiggylicious trail for you with a “tough” and “easy” split, 3 beer checks if you take the “easy” route. Chocolate Starfish (that’s me) will be doing a chalk talk right before hares away…



SLO Hash #363: What the fuck was I thinking Hash

398 Sunrise Terrace, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420 https://goo.gl/maps/8gW2VJyC8rt Alright you wankers! pull your panties out your ass cracks and listen up! There will be a trail at this location (the office building to the left) on Thursday night. Show up with these items…. head lights , head protection, brains, wallets, $5 money and maybe a…



SLO Hash #362: Just Dylan’s Virgin Lay with Special Guest Co-Hare: Backsliding Douchebag Loser Baby Dick Legally Retarded….. Cums With Instructions

Just Dylan’s Virgin Lay with Special Guest Co-Hare: Backsliding Douchebag Loser Baby Dick Legally Retarded….. Cums With Instructions ⭐️WHEN: Thursday, January 25th, 2018 @ 6pm ⭐️WHERE: “The SLO” Apartments parking lot. Address is 1050 Foothill Blvd, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. There is access to the parking lot from Foothill Blvd or Santa Rosa Street…



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SLO Hash #361: She Who Cannot Be Named Hash

Time: Thursday, January 11th, 2018 at 6:00 PM (unless you like beer, beer lovers show up at 5:00) hairs away at 6:15 Location: Go to the very end of Grand Ave. We will be in the Finns parking lot right next to the beach. Beer lovers will be in Finns drinking beer. This is the…



SLO Hash #360: WEDNESDAY xxxMas Hash!

Come on out WEDNESDAY 12/13/17 for the last Hash of the year! Be sure to dress in your xxx-Mas best! There will be a Shiggy Sock White Elephant exchange at the On-After, be sure to bring a pair of wrapped new socks to participate. There will also be Erections for Hash Mismanagement, be sure to…



SLO Hash #359: Wee Bit Nipply Hash

Wee Bit Nipply Hash! Pack your coonskin cap, rifle and willy warmer, and join us for an escapade through an arctic paradise. How could this end? Possibly in a polar bear swim or sacrificial burning. Amateur explorers are encouraged to attend but risk getting mauled by a polar bear or plummeted by snowballs. It should…



SLO Hash #357: Fresh Whore Hash

Attention all you old, tired, worn out, dirty whores: This is the Fresh Whore Hash!  Grab your yet-to-be-defiled virgins and youngsters.  If you can’t find any, maybe we’ll run into some along the way.  Maybe at an elementary school…. a park… a bus stop…  because the best thing about twenty eight year olds is there’re…



SLO Hash #356: COLONEL SANDERS HASH

SLO Hash #356: COLONEL SANDERS HASH   Wankers and Wankettes, THIS SHIT IS FINGER LICKN GOLD! Colonel Sanders is prepared to take you through a whirlwind hash to the bottom depths of his “notorious” bucket. Who’s in?!?! Let’s get greasy!! When: Thursday, November 2nd @ 6pm Where: Rancho Grand Park in Arroyo Grande Hares: Finger Lickn Good and…



SLO Hash #355: Blood Hash

Ladies and gentlemen, Bastards and tramps, Bloodsuckers and mother lovers, Road trash and vamps, To the virgins and the nymphs, To all the harrietts, wankers and backsliders seeking graves, Welcome to the SLO Hash House Harriers. Its been a long summer so I’m glad to see you made the cut… until now. Cum join us…



SLO Hash #354: One Flew Over the CaCa’s Nest Hash

SLO Hash #354: One Flew Over the CaCa’s Nest Hash Come out to SLO on 10/5/17 for an arousing romp over hill and dale. Where? Johnson Park in San Luis Obispo When? Meet at 6:00, hare away at 6:15ish Who? Hares, harrietts, wankers, backsliders, virgins, halfminds, muggles and more! What to expect? 100% live hare…