Cum one cum all to the “Just Eat Fresh Daniel” wet and wild adventure. If it rains creeks don’t seem as wet.
Where? Cuesta Park Slo, Ca. USA planet Earth. https://goo.gl/maps/bGB8V4fq2py
When? Thursday, February 21st at 6:00pm
Bring shiggy socks and a thirst for beer. Dogs, virgins and wankers are welcome.
Hello wankers and wankettes!
Sticky Green Queen here as Hare.
Are you ready for this trail? I sure as hell wasn’t, but its happening.. not to worry though as I only fell 3 times during the testing of this trail and still finished 😀
So for sure bring your knee pads, virgins, money, drug enhancers, ID, those things you blow that make sounds, a strong work ethic? haha right? and as always if you can’t make yourself cum, have someone else bring you!
201 Bridge St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401
When: Thursday, February 7, 2018 (Yes, that is today!)
When: 6:00p Hares away at 6:30ish
Where: Sinsheimer Park https://goo.gl/maps/Lhf48uvUBiq
Who: Chocolate Starfish and the Hamburglar Flavored Water
What: There will be beer
What to bring:
$5 hash cash
Your hot friends
Happy newd year! Soooo…. time for the first 2019 SLOH3 hash!! Who’s in?!? (All the way in.) It’s gonna be a little wet. Well, according to Hovde. (NOT a hasher.) (Definitely a virgin.) But I will guarantee, by all that is shmoley, if your willie is not wet, nor your vagina moist, I will personally see to it that it finds its way to a drippy spot.
Meet Here: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Marsh+Street+Parking+Lotfirstname.lastname@example.org,-120.6726049,18z/data=!4m8!1m2!2m1!1smaino+93401!3m4!1s0x80ecf0fb52dacca1:0x36970f8c16a96d2e!8m2!3d35.2742984!4d-120.6723388
Bring ID and Money
Randy Whorehol & Eat Fresh
CUM ON OUT AND CELEBRATE SLOH3 HASHMAS AND SHIGGY SOCK EXCHANGE! FOOD, DRINKS, DANCING AND NON-SMELLY SOCK WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT EXTRAVAGINGZA .
They are allowing us to have separate checks and use the normal menu , band starts at 9. Bring $$, backsliders, hash curious VIRGINS dancing shoes, shiggy socks wrapped, condoms if you think Mongo’s is where you’ll find your lucky charm and fun hashmas spirit. Wear your FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS OUTFIT.
RSVP YOU CRAZY WANKERS. (reply to the hash email or on the Facebook post) ANAL SLOH3 HASHMAS!
When: Thursday, December 13 at 6pm!
Where: Mongo’s Saloon in Grover Beach https://goo.gl/maps/gBs64Sv4Ujx
Olly olly olly!! (Oy oy oy) Hey there hungry hungry hashers! Who’s ready to get wet?!?!? Cuz it looks like it’s gonna be this year’s week of rain. Start for tomorrow is Spike’s Pub on Higuera in downtown SLO. On out! Until then ….here’s some Whitney… https://youtu.be/i_4PlM85NJo
When: 6pm (the same stinking time we always do this thing)
And there is likely to be Pre-Lube starting at or around 5pm.
Cum join Fresno-Clovis H3, One Night Stand H3, and Coyote Ugly H3 on Saturday, December 15th, 2018 for the 4th An(nu)al Central Valley HASHTASTIC…and 3rd An(nu)al Potato Salad Invitational!!!
Cum on out this Thursday and meet at the parking lot by Sinsheimer Stadium for the Sporadic ‘Gina Syndrome hash!! Cums Sporadically and ‘Gina Syndrome (his virgin lay!) are haring a hash just for you! Its flat, no shiggy, wicked easy and on a trail where beer grows on trees… you’ll love it!!
So cum cum cum cum, switch hands and cum cum cum again! Bring cash, ID, headlamps… and the usual, you, your penicillin resistant STDs (that sh*t be drippin!), virgins who may or may not know about them, some saran wrap… hmmm. Odd. My phone keeps auto correcting “saran” to “satan”… apparently it just goes straight to hell rather than thinking of the light hearted definitely not brimstone worthy lascivious uses for this food preservation product?
The trail is dog friendly except for the place that it isn’t. Fido can be be tied-o outside-o. The trail is not that stroller friendly in some places.
Prelube suggestion: Bang the Drum brewery off Orcutt. They have nice beer! And a food truck full of weiners!! *weiners*
On on to the Sporadic ‘Gina Syndrome hash!!
Attention wankers and pisspots! (That’s you btw). Hash will start at charter in SLO so bring your virgins, dogs, costumes and an appetite for beer and blood cause it’s gonna be spooky! So cum if you are able, if not someone can help I’m sure.
Where: Bridge St, SLO Near Spectrum in SLO (Click on the link, Wanker!)
When: Thursday, November 1, 6pm
SLO Hash #381: Drinking Practice
In lieu of running trail a few days before the SLOshball weekend, cum on down to Manrock Brewing in Grover Beach for pizza and pint night.
Show up around 6pm and stay till they kick you out!
And remember, even if you can’t make it the whole Sloshball weekend, you can come out still and play and/or run the trail!