It’s Summer and you know what that means! It’s time to bust out those short shorts again. The question is, who has the shortest shorts of them all?
Be sure to bring your ID, some cash, sunscreen, shiggy socks, shiny new running shoes, virgins, and a general lack of morals and ethics.
Will there be a turkey/eagle split? questionable
Will it be dog/stroller friendly? most likely
That’s right… it’s time for some drinking practice. We’ve been doing plenty of running lately so our buns and thighs are tight like tigers! The sad, sad side of this story is that, as much as I love a tight buttocks, I’ve been noticing some pretty floppy biceps in our kennel and that just won’t do. Well, that ends now! Time for multiple 16oz curls. I’m talkin’ about GAINS baby!
Cum join lame-ass Eewhore for a few laps around the challenging outdoor area of Manrock Brewing this Thursday evening at 6. We can commiserate and refocus our efforts to rediscover our dis-honor as Hash House Harriers!
When: Thursday, June 13, 6pm, Hare away about 6:15
Who: Flogging Wood, Man in Tights
Cum on out to the first ever SLOH3 Hawaiian Hash! It’s time to get out your most obnoxious Hawaiian Shirt or shorts. Bust out your coconut bra and grass skirt! Wear a bikini if you want! Better get out your Speedo! Or better yet, your favorite short shorts!
This is a A to A Trail. It will probably be dog and stroller friendly.
Don’t forget to bring ID, cash, virgins, new running shoes, poor judgement. What not to bring: your dignity
Thursday is a hashing day! Get ready to run, walk, crawl, move in any forward direction up hills, through shiggy, parks and parking lots to find whatever it is you’re looking for except for the hares. A to A trail starts at 6pm hares away at 6:30. Bring whatever you’ve got, virgins, backsliders, cash… *There are lots of ticks in the shiggy. Yuk
Go to the Facebook Event and you can see who’s cumming
Get ready to lube up for this tunnel of a trail, make sure your shaved. Wear your shiggy socks and new shoes as there will be lots of shiggy and some P.O.3 beers stops. Bring: ID and $, head lamps , who said HEAD????,o backsliders, hot horny virgins, dogs if they can sit outside a bar for a bit, and your love for adventure. If you don’t sign up we don’t know how much beer to bring!
You already tell your friends you’re in a “running club.” Now you can tell them you are a SLO Hash Marathon Finisher! Not only did you finish [on her tits/his tongue], but you medaled!! You will conquer 26.2 beers and we will have boobs set up at the finishing line! If you still have trouble finishing, Chad’s mom will be standing by. Beverages and snackies will be on hand to re-fuel and re-hydrate.
Show up at the warm up/fluffer station at Cummunity Baptist Church parking lot on Foothill near the Bishop’s Peak trailhead at 6 pm. Bring virgins, serious runners, whistles, chalk, ID , nut-ritional supplements, gels (you know what I mean by “gels”), and galoshes. Dog friendly (and by ‘dog,’ we mean your girlfriend) and stroller less friendly. Runners and walkers of all ages and levels welcome (but please first submit measurements, both flaccid and erect).
PARK IN THE OVERFLOW ,DARK, DIRT PARKING LOT, MAKES IT MORE FUN FOR SHENANIGANS. THIS IS AN A-B TRAIL. BRING HEAD LAMPS, $$, ID, VIRGINS AND EXPERIENCED WELL ANYONE. THE HABIDASHERY WILL BE OPEN IF YOU WANT MORE HASH STUFF, CASH IS KING. RSVP FOR BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING BEER.