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May 2016

HOLY SODOMY HASH 326 (the duck run)

May 27, 2016 @ 6:30 pm - 8:30 pm

HOLY SODOMY HASH 326 (the duck run) Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes.... It's a duck trail. Please wear proper duck apparel! Cum one Cum all to the most fun filled hash ever. Flat, long and muddy. Pet friendly. Bring mosquito spray, virgins, towels, flashlights, 5 dollars, duck accessories and bread crumbs. Meet at Oceano duck pond Corner of Mendel Drive and Air Park Drive in Oceano (next to park) See you wanks on Thursday 5/27 @ 6:30! Love second hand sodomizer…

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June 2016

SLO Hash #327: The 6/9 Hashapalooza!

June 9, 2016 @ 6:30 pm - 8:30 pm

SLO Hash #327: The 6/9 Hashapalooza! What: The sweetest, tastiest, though slightly salty and vaguely clammy hash trail of the year! When: Thursday 6/9 @ 6:30PM Where: French Park, San Luis Obispo Who: Runners, virgins, veterans, dogs (with leashes!), turkeys, virgins, walkers, joggers, eagles, crawlers, and virgins! Bring?: Lotion, $5, ID, flavored lube, cash/card, and VIRGINS! -Chilly Willy

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SLO Hash #328: The Hip-to-Tit Hash

June 22, 2016 @ 6:30 pm - 8:30 pm

Greetings Wankers, Wankees and the rest of you no-wank-gettin'-biyotches! Do you want to play a game?  Mmmmmm... we likes games... Blue Twat and Eewhore are proud to present the Hip-to-Tit hash.  We promises a short, flat, clean trail with lots of hand holding and kumbaya.  HAH! It's dog friendly if you don't mind dirt, mud, bodily fluids and shiggascrub all over your precious pooch.  Long hair divas may want to s*it this one out.  Will need a leash for some parts. What…

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July 2016

SLO Hash #329: White Trash Rodeo Hash in El Paso De Robles

July 2, 2016 @ 12:00 pm - 3:00 pm

White Trash Rodeo Hash in El Paso De Robles Ya'll best pull out yer finest beer koozies and join us this Saturday, July 2nd, at NOON for the White Trash Rodeo Hash in El Paso De Robles. We'll be corralled around a big ol' oak tree on Gregory Avenue, between the fair grounds and the pioneer museum.

(Exit 231, Left onto 24th Street, Left onto Riverside Avenue, Left on Gregory Avenue) Bring: $5, ID, extra cash, VIRGINS, whistles,…

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SLO Hash #330: TBD

July 7, 2016 @ 6:30 pm - 8:30 pm
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August 2016

SLO Hash #321: Chilly Willy & Blue Twat’s Prenup Hash

August 4, 2016 @ 6:30 pm - 8:30 pm

Chilly Willy & Blue Twat's Prenup Hash Hashers and Hashettes, Are you ready to celebrate the nuptials of Chilly Willy and Blue Twat?? Can I get a “Fuck yeah!”?? We’ve decided to send them off to wedding bliss with a Bachelor / Bachelorette hash you won’t wanna miss!!! And boy, do we have a balls-to-the-wall, blowout trail in store for these lovely wankers. Be prepared to run hard, soft, fast, slow, up, down…. Ohhh, a little to the left… right…

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SLO Hash #333: Robber of the Wood Hashd

August 18, 2016 @ 6:30 pm - 9:00 pm

Robber of the Wood Hash   Alright you wankers, Get those panties out of your asses and off your heads. Be prepared to run up soft hills, slippery mounds and hard wood! Here are the deets for this trail.   Date/Time: 8/18/2016 (August 18th, 2016) at 6:30 pm Hares: GraveRobber & FloggingWood   Items to have: Low morals, money, ID's, fleshlights and suspected virgins (Lube is optional but appreciated)   Starting Point :  The blue cargo container at South County…

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September 2016

SLO Hash #334: Mandatory Comeback Hash

September 29, 2016 @ 6:30 pm - 8:30 pm

Backsliders, I write to you on this sweltering Wednesday afternoon with an overwhelming sense of disappointment. We have failed ourselves, we have failed each other and most importantly, we have failed our livers. I call to Father G and ask his forgiveness as we ALL have sinned. It has been FORTY-TWO DAYS since our last Hash… but we plan to rectify this immediately!!! Details When: Thursday, September 29th at 6:30pm Where: Throop Park in SLO (off Foothill Blvd) Dropped Pin   https://goo.gl/maps/6RAS9Qc8uxw…

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October 2016

Unholy Hashermoany Hash!

October 8, 2016 @ 12:00 pm - 4:00 pm

Unholy Hashermoany Hash! Wankers! Halfminds! Cum out this Saturday 10/8/16 to Cuesta Park to join us in Unholy Hashermoany! Blue Twat and Chilly Willy got hitched but that doesn't mean shit until its 'Hash' official! We will be hareing an extra special trail followed by circle with a super top secret guest Mattress of Ceremony who will join us in Hasher bliss!! Food, drinks and debauchery to follow!!! Be sure to don your favorite wedding apparel: old brides maid dress,…

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SLO Hash #335: Hello, Heartbreaking Goodbye Hash

October 13, 2016 @ 6:30 pm - 8:30 pm

Cum out and say hello and goodbye to Uber Hasher Just Crystal as she lays her first and last trail at SLOH3 before escaping to Seattle!   Trail is dog friendly but will need a leash for some areas.    Hares: Chilly Willy & Just Crystal   When: October 13th, 2016 @ 6:30PM   Where: Home Depot in SLO, parking lot near the garden center 1551 Froom Ranch Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405   Who: Backsliders, halfminds, virgins, hares, harrietts,…

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