Category: Previous Hashes

SLOH3 Hash# 397 – The Hawaiian Hash

Where: https://goo.gl/maps/x7yrvC5SjCK1pRnv8 In the parking lot behind The Station Grill: 170 W Grand Ave #101, Grover Beach, CA 93433 When: Thursday, June 13, 6pm, Hare away about 6:15 Who: Flogging Wood, Man in Tights Cum on out to the first ever SLOH3 Hawaiian Hash! It’s time to get out your most obnoxious Hawaiian Shirt or…



SLOH3 Hash# 396 – X-RAYTED Cum On (Just) Irene Hash

When: Thursday, May 30 at 6pm Where: 2 James Way, Pismo Beach, California 93449 https://goo.gl/maps/R6aFhznkoFkdXSZx8 Who: Xrayted Butt Pirate and Just Irene Thursday is a hashing day! Get ready to run, walk, crawl, move in any forward direction up hills, through shiggy, parks and parking lots to find whatever it is you’re looking for except…



SLOH3 Hash# 395 – DANGER ZONE: CUM’S ANALLY LUBED TRAIL

When: May 16 – 6pm (approximately) Where: Addie Street Parking Lot, Pismo Beach – https://goo.gl/maps/MMiWkXmtJ7yUBpM67 Who: Cums Sporadically and Just Anal Please Get ready to lube up for this tunnel of a trail, make sure your shaved. Wear your shiggy socks and new shoes as there will be lots of shiggy and some P.O.3 beers…



SLOH3 Hash# 394 – SLO Hash Marathon!

When: May 2, 6pm (every other Thursday) Where: Community Baptist Church – Google Maps Link https://goo.gl/maps/hCGQoeZkKEBhdrMV8 Brought to you by: Randy Whorehol You already tell your friends you’re in a “running club.” Now you can tell them you are a SLO Hash Marathon Finisher! Not only did you finish [on her tits/his tongue], but you…



SLOH3 Hash # 393 – The Hash, duh

When: Tonight at 6pm!! Where: 415 Prado Lane, San Luis Obispo https://goo.gl/maps/AxpppJzjupy9qbQF6 Who: Randy Whorehol – so you know who to blame for this shitty trail Its Hash time! When? April 18th. Where? San Luis Obispo, 415 Prado Ln. On the street. Bring your virgins, dogs, pisspots, wankers , your mom, cash, headlamp, socccer cleats,…



SLOH3 Hash # 392 – Nothin’ Butt Comedy Hash

Where: Meadow Park, San Luis Obispo – https://goo.gl/maps/DtqUa4Sr4J32 When: Thursday, April 4 at 6pm Why: Why ask why, Drink Bud Dry (can you even get Bud Dry anymore?) Who: Just Anal Please Better be ready for a butt slappin’ good time. Bring your buns fresh and perky, your virgins, flashlights, chalk and an ID. April…



SLOH3 Hash # 391 – PISMO DRUNKEN RUN

Cum enjoy another evening in paradise. Bring: $$, ID, dogs, monkeys, strollers, dildos, your sex slave and your adventurous spirit. This is an A to A trail. The Hare: Cums Sporadically (she sure has been haring/cumming a lot lately) Where: https://goo.gl/maps/dgzzeLySFbt Addie St, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, United States by the Pismo Public Works building…



SLOH3 Hash# 390 – CUM’S SWEET, SALTY AND WET NIGHT Hash

Where: Fin’s Restaurant, Grover Beach https://goo.gl/maps/YgQqigeSFEC2h When: Thursday, March 7, at 6pm PARK IN THE OVERFLOW ,DARK, DIRT PARKING LOT, MAKES IT MORE FUN FOR SHENANIGANS. THIS IS AN A-B TRAIL. BRING HEAD LAMPS, $$, ID, VIRGINS AND EXPERIENCED WELL ANYONE. THE HABIDASHERY WILL BE OPEN IF YOU WANT MORE HASH STUFF, CASH IS KING….



SLOH3 Hash# 389 – The Just Eat Fresh Daniel Hash

Cum one cum all to the “Just Eat Fresh Daniel” wet and wild adventure. If it rains creeks don’t seem as wet. Where? Cuesta Park Slo, Ca. USA planet Earth. https://goo.gl/maps/bGB8V4fq2py When? Thursday, February 21st at 6:00pm Bring shiggy socks and a thirst for beer. Dogs, virgins and wankers are welcome.



SLOH3 Hash# 388 – The Sweet Deck Hash

Hello wankers and wankettes! Sticky Green Queen here as Hare. Are you ready for this trail? I sure as hell wasn’t, but its happening.. not to worry though as I only fell 3 times during the testing of this trail and still finished 😀  So for sure bring your knee pads, virgins, money, drug enhancers,…