Category: Previous Hashes

SLO Hash #349: Pop My Hairy Cherry Hare Hash

SLO Hash #349: Pop My Hairy Cherry Hare Hash Cum out to San Luis Obispo and run, walk, jog, roll, leap, and/or skip this juicy cherry trail. Meet 7/27 at 6:00PM at the end of Bridge Street in SLO. Bring $5, virgins, lotion/lube, cash & ID on trail, shiggy socks, whistles, and brand spankin new…



SLO Hash #348: Fresh Randy Osos Hash

SLO Hash #348: Fresh Randy Osos Hash Meet 07/13 at 6pm at the end of Pecho Road, Los Osos. Go down (all the way down) LOVR, deep into Los Osos, turn right on Pecho Road (right past Monarch Grove Elementary School), park at the end of the street.   https://www.google.com/maps/place/35%C2%B019’06.3%22N+120%C2%B051’07.2%22W/@35.3184304,-120.8541937,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d35.318426!4d-120.852005 There will be turkey/eagle spit,…



SLO Hash #347: Chilly Shots and Virgin Thotts Hash

SLO Hash #347: Chilly Shots and Virgin Thotts Hash Cum out, cum out wherever you are! Rumor has it there will be virgins on trail, only one way to find out so bring your speculum! Meet at Rancho Grande park in Arroyo Grande at 6:00pm tomorrow,  6/29! https://goo.gl/maps/UHdbutCgXUR2 Two, three, and four legged hashers are…



SLO Hash #346: A Backsliders Journey

SLO Hash #346: A Backsliders Journey Alright you wanks, Listen up! Cum one, Cum all to the Backsliding Hash. It is time to put beers back into your hands on Thursdays! Merica! No more lazy Thursdays masturbating alone or doing work for the man. We need to get out and do shit…. Like fuck with horns…



SLO Hash #345: The Eewhore Strikes Back!

SLO Hash #345: The Eewhore Strikes Back! Be afraid… be VERY afraid!!! I was buzzing last hash and decided to cave to the peer pressure and say,  “SURE I’ll hare the next hash all by my weee lonesome” and have been regretting it ever since.  So you wankers are going to TAKE this trail I…



SLO Hash #344: There might be dinOsaurs on trail… Hash

SLO Hash #344: There might be dinOsaurs on trail… Hash Cum one, cum all to a land before time where big creatures with little hands walked the land. There might be dinOsaurs on trail hash is happening! Meeting on 4/6/17 (Tomorrow) at 6:00 pm Location: https://www.google.com/maps/place/35%C2%B009’04.7%22N+120%C2%B039’27.5%22W/@35.151302,-120.6581902,19z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d35.151302!4d-120.657643 The tennis courts before Inn at the Cove! Can’t miss…



SLO Hash #343: The Not Quite St. Patties Day, St. Patties Day Hash!

We’re all Irish for the Not Quite St. Patties Day, St. Patties Day Hash! Meet Thursday 3/23/17 at 6:00PM at 1815 Monterey St in SLO. https://goo.gl/maps/1ow9xSfEim62 There will be a Turkey/Eagle split, leashed dogs welcome on Turkey trail only. Bring $5, ID, trail money, flesh and/or flashlight, virgins, backsliders, lube, anddddd be sure to wear…



SLO HASH #342: SOOO GOOD… You’ll Wanna Lick Your Fingers Hash!!

SLO HASH #342: SOOO GOOD… You’ll Wanna Lick Your Fingers Hash!! Wankers, Who’s ready to hash this Thursday?? Better yet, who’s ready to drink this Thursday??? Your wonderful hares have scouted a fun, SUPER easy trail for all you pesky hounds. There will be beer, debauchery, booze, possible fornication, a Turkey-Eagle split and…. more beer!!…



SLO HASH #341: Rand.E-Whorehol Hash

SLO HASH #341: Rand.E-Whorehol Hash There once was a hash in Los Osos The ‘wild west’ of the Central Coast-es    Virgins, there are few    Even fewer after you Let’s see what you have to show us. Who: all you wankers What: Rand.E-Whorehol Hash Where: Los Osos Middle School (corner of El Morro &…



SLO Hash #340: The First Don’t be Afraid of a Little Rain Hash

SLO Hash #340: The First Don’t be Afraid of a Little Rain Hash I’m sure you can hardly wait to get out and have a little bit of a run in this fine rainy weather.  Well, Grave Robber and I have a nice little trail that you’ll be sure to enjoy.  It’s got something for…