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SLOH3 Hash# 387 SLOH3 : Not the Hare That We Deserved, But the Hare We Needed

When: 6:00p Hares away at 6:30ish

Where: Sinsheimer Park https://goo.gl/maps/Lhf48uvUBiq

Who: Chocolate Starfish and the Hamburglar Flavored Water

What: There will be beer

What to bring:
Virgins
$5 hash cash 
Compass
Bug Spray
Your hot friends
Low Morals
Bad Judgement
New shoes
Vessel
Cranium Lamp
Cougar repellent


SLOH3 Hash # 386 – the Happy newd year hash

Happy newd year! Soooo…. time for the first 2019 SLOH3 hash!! Who’s in?!? (All the way in.) It’s gonna be a little wet. Well, according to Hovde. (NOT a hasher.) (Definitely a virgin.) But I will guarantee, by all that is shmoley, if your willie is not wet, nor your vagina moist, I will personally see to it that it finds its way to a drippy spot.

Meet Here: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Marsh+Street+Parking+Lot/@35.2739061,-120.6726049,18z/data=!4m8!1m2!2m1!1smaino+93401!3m4!1s0x80ecf0fb52dacca1:0x36970f8c16a96d2e!8m2!3d35.2742984!4d-120.6723388

Bring ID and Money

On-hovde-on

Randy Whorehol & Eat Fresh


ANAL SLOH3 HASHMAS!

CUM ON OUT AND CELEBRATE SLOH3 HASHMAS AND SHIGGY SOCK EXCHANGE! FOOD, DRINKS, DANCING AND NON-SMELLY SOCK WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT EXTRAVAGINGZA .

They are allowing us to have separate checks and use the normal menu , band starts at 9. Bring $$, backsliders, hash curious VIRGINS dancing shoes, shiggy socks wrapped, condoms if you think Mongo’s is where you’ll find your lucky charm and fun hashmas spirit. Wear your FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS OUTFIT.

RSVP YOU CRAZY WANKERS.  (reply to the hash email or on the Facebook post)  ANAL SLOH3 HASHMAS!

When:   Thursday, December 13 at 6pm!

Where: Mongo’s Saloon in Grover Beach  https://goo.gl/maps/gBs64Sv4Ujx


SLOH3 Hash # 385 – Skidmark’s Wet and Wild Hash

Olly olly olly!! (Oy oy oy) Hey there hungry hungry hashers! Who’s ready to get wet?!?!? Cuz it looks like it’s gonna be this year’s week of rain. Start for tomorrow is Spike’s Pub on Higuera in downtown SLO. On out! Until then ….here’s some Whitney…   https://youtu.be/i_4PlM85NJo
~Skidmark

Where:  https://goo.gl/maps/biHEjDermUE2

When:    6pm  (the same stinking time we always do this thing)

And there is likely to be Pre-Lube starting at or around 5pm.


Central Valley HASHTASTIC 12/15/18

Cum join Fresno-Clovis H3, One Night Stand H3, and Coyote Ugly H3 on Saturday, December 15th, 2018 for the 4th An(nu)al Central Valley HASHTASTIC…and 3rd An(nu)al Potato Salad Invitational!!!

Register here:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1gWnr7yptNRm0vx41mXEIVxEZF2FTRwQH2aqNcBta4_M/edit

PayPal at:
jeffward559@gmail.com


SLOH3 Hash # 384 – (Va)ginas Cuming Syndrome Hash

Wankers!!
Cum on out this Thursday and meet at the parking lot by Sinsheimer Stadium for the Sporadic ‘Gina Syndrome hash!! Cums Sporadically and ‘Gina Syndrome (his virgin lay!) are haring a hash just for you! Its flat, no shiggy, wicked easy and on a trail where beer grows on trees… you’ll love it!!

So cum cum cum cum, switch hands and cum cum cum again!   Bring cash, ID, headlamps… and the usual, you, your penicillin resistant STDs (that sh*t be drippin!), virgins who may or may not know about them, some saran wrap… hmmm. Odd. My phone keeps auto correcting “saran” to “satan”… apparently it just goes straight to hell rather than thinking of the light hearted definitely not brimstone worthy lascivious uses for this food preservation product? 

 The trail is dog friendly except for the place that it isn’t.  Fido can be be tied-o outside-o. The trail is not that stroller friendly in some places. 

  Time: 6 pm at the parking lot by Sinsheimer Stadium https://goo.gl/maps/GSzjPihvDUz
  Prelube suggestion: Bang the Drum brewery off Orcutt. They have nice beer! And a food truck full of weiners!! *weiners*

  On on to the Sporadic ‘Gina Syndrome hash!!

Atomic Beaver

SLO Hash #383 – Post-Cocktober HASH

Attention wankers and pisspots! (That’s you btw). Hash will start at charter in SLO so bring your virgins, dogs, costumes and an appetite for beer and blood cause it’s gonna be spooky! So cum if you are able, if not someone can help I’m sure.

Where:  Bridge St, SLO  Near Spectrum in SLO  (Click on the link, Wanker!)

When:    Thursday, November 1, 6pm

 


SLO Hash #381: Drinking Practice

SLO Hash #381: Drinking Practice

In lieu of running trail a few days before the SLOshball weekend, cum on down to Manrock Brewing in Grover Beach for pizza and pint night.
Show up around 6pm and stay till they kick you out!

And remember, even if you can’t make it the whole Sloshball weekend, you can come out still and play and/or run the trail!


SLOH3 Hash #380 – the Mother Trucker Hash 10-4!

Breaker Breaker 1-9!  Got your ears on?  It’s time to stock up on your go-go juice, motion lotion and hammer down on the next great adventure of SLOH3!  We will pay homage to the original Hashers!  Yes, yes, I know we lick-balls to that wanker, G. at every hash… but he’s a wanna-B!  GASP!  SACRILEGE!  Yah yah, clutch your pearl necklaces (ewwww – just wipe it off – jeeeeeeeez!)  It’s true, you frackin’ lightweights!  Truckers have been doing it longer, harder and were the original debaucherous bass-turds.  They had handles before anyone ever cummed up with the idea of Hash Names!!!  Join Eewhore (and Grave Robber if she has trouble exxxcaping the smokeys and can’t get there in time to properly send you off…) for an interstate convoy for the ages…
 
Sport your best mustache as a nod to our Dearly Departed Bandit to get proper respect at the beer checks. You KNOW that fu@&er was a hasher!!!  Dipped his wick in every wet spot from here to the Mississippi line!!!
 
What’s your 20?  Convoy gathers at the end of Fiero Lane in SLO off Broad – dirt parking lot across from SunRun: https://www.google.com/maps/@35.2441293,-120.6430792,20z?hl=en
 
Thursday, 10-4 (Good Buddy!  durrr, durrr, durrrrrr…), 6PM
 
Bring your headlamps, high beams, virgins, whistles, chalk, lead foots, ID’s, coldHARDcash, filthy minds, round asses, active tongues and loose morals!  Leave anything at home that slows you down – including inhibitions and pretenses of having real lives!!!!  Pooch friendly with leashes. 
 
Dry humps and sloppy kisses,
 
Eeeeeeewhore!!!! On-On!

SLO Hash# 379 – The Shit Show

Brought to you by Pinky Ring and Ring in my Rosie…
Cum on down to Grover Beach and live out your libations while getting schooled by the hash hares. Bring your dirty inhabitions because there will be a chance to let them fly and upgrade clothing. Bring $5, ID, virgins, whistles, backsliders, pooches are welcome.

Fin’s Restaurant


SLO Hash #378: Nationally Renowned Gang Bang with an Anal Ring to It

SLO Hash #378: Nationally Renowned Gang Bang with an Anal Ring to It

Fire up your sex drive for a twisted adventure through AG’s countryside. Dead ends aplenty with anal pleasure at every turnabout.

Rivers and forests to be pillaged so bring plenty of protection… Shiggy, whistles, chalk, headlamps.

Meet at–Ralph & Duane’s
108 W Branch St, Arroyo Grande
https://goo.gl/maps/ih1bLNYjSeo

Thursday, September 6th @6pm

Bring $5, ID, virgins and backsliders

Bar and trail encourage doggy style so bring your four legged friends though the eagle split of the T/E is for 3 or fewer legs.

On On,

Just Anal Please


SLO Hash #377

Cum one, cum all! Wankers, whores and virgins welcome.

Be at the corner of Victoria and Caudill next to Slo Natural Food Co-op for fun and debotchury.

When?  Thursday 8/23 at 6 PM.

Where:  https://goo.gl/maps/ZmSKTUjowrN2

There will be a turkey eagle split. Turkey trail is 100% stroller, dog, virgin and pregnant people friendly. Eagle trail is 99% of that.

Bring $5, head lamp, cash, and ID for there will be drinking!


SLO Hash #376: The Chilliest Willy Hash

Cum once, cum twice,
I guarantee you’ll feel nice,
Chilly Shots there will be,
down your throat,
you’ll see…

Meet up at 6PM, 8/9/18 at https://goo.gl/maps/hNnR1Lr9Vvp
Bring lube, $5, backsliders, virgins, nair, ID & cash on trail.



Trail is leash friendly for four and two legged friends alike.

A Turkey/Eagle split I may make,
to give your sorry legs a break…

On my made up trail On,

Chilly Willy


SLOH3 Hash# 375 – Butt Wait, There’s More Hash

It’s that time again Wankers! Come on down! Let’s wander around and see if we can even find a trail. You never know around here. Could be flat, could be hilly. Will there be shiggy? Probably. Poison Oak? Definitely. Shenanigans? Absolutely!!

The Location is Next to the Old Kmart, Passed the Goodwill Trailers in Arroyo Grande. (I will fix the link)

https://goo.gl/maps/4QChsQMD7no

So, don’t be shy. Bring Virgins, Back Sliders, Whistles, Maybe Headlamps, definitely lube and spare virgins.

See you on the Trail, Flogging Wood, Man in Tights


SLOH3 Hash# 374 – The Anal-ish not so virgin Eewhore Hash

You better be ready for a beachin’ good time. Eewhore and Just Analiese are blazing a trail through some dangerous streets. Bring your flashlights, wits, and whistles. Dropped Pin
near 400-498 Bettiga Way, Pismo Beach, CA 93449

https://goo.gl/maps/Q4JZ5QP2bPu

Shenanigans should start around 6pm

 


SLOH3 Hash# 373- The X-Rayted Robber Hash

All you galley wenches and wankers bring your arses to the #373 hash Thursday, June 28th 6pm.
$5 Cash, ID, virgins, non virgins,  eye patches and peg legs. Dogs, strollers and wheel chairs welcome.
Meeting up behind Bill’s at Kiwanis Park in the Village @ 6PM

SLOH3 Hash #372, Fore!

Where:Bayshore Bluffs Park
https://goo.gl/maps/MD41R2mTK6H2

When:Meet @ 6pm, Hares away by 6:20
Who:Randy Whorehol and Just Patrick’s laying virgins, or is that suppose to be virgin laying? Eh, details…

What to bring:Backsliders, Hash cash, that stuff, lights, virgins, ID, things, chalk, whistles and shiggy socks (mostly for warmth).

Cum one, cum all, enjoy the Morro Bay early summer where you will likely get the beautiful sights of the fog and …well …even more fog! Not stroller friendly (particularly for the area’s near the beer checks) All you pussies, backsliders, virgins, and dicks might want an extra layer with you just in case, its been chilly some nights. So cum and run after your hares and clean us out of clothing (oh hell no, it gets cold, please dont’!)


SLOH3 Hash #371

yeah…yeah….hash, whatevs….
meet us at the backdoor parking lot by cocks plus world market/your mom’s bed bath & beyond/embASSy suites off madonna road at 6pm tomorrow.
bring headlamps, blood of 3 virgins (or 3 virgins, we’ll bleed them later), shiggy socks, dogs, bitches, and whistle etc.
not really stroller friendly- unless you want to spill your beer on the baby. and no turdey/eagle split.
get ready for debauchery and much rejoicing.
on-on.

Brought to you by Randy Whor-hol and Eat Fresh


SLO Hash #370 – The Short and Sweet Hash

Its the 370th Running of the SLOH3
Where:Behind Carls Jr,
Old Kmart parking lot, AG
When:Meet @ 6pm, Hares away by 6:20
Who:Pinky Ring & Rosie
What to bring: $5 Hash cash, Hot strippers, skull lamps, virgins, backsliders, people who will moon, flash, and drop balls.
Cum run our Short & Sweet. Promise lots of concrete and crack. Loose the inhibitions & complete the run.  Bring your flip flops, sunscreen, & beach towels because this is going to be a walk on the beach

SLO Hash #369 (cause three sixty-nines are better than one)

It’s the 369th Running of the San Luis Obispo Hash House Harriers.

Where: Islay Park, corner of Orcutt and Tank Farm, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 United States, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Universe

Come to my shitty trail…that is all.

When: meet at 6 PM, hares away by 6:30 PM

Who: Chocolate Starfish and the Hamburglar Flavored Water

What: my shitty trail

What to bring:
Hash Cash ($5)
Virgins
Looob
your hot sister/mom/cousin/friend
vessel
cranium lamp

On-On


SLOH3 – Hash# 368 – The Drunken Truffle Shuffle

HASH 368 April 19 @ 6pm

Drunken Truffle Shuffle
Brought to you by Cums Sporadically and Chilly Willy
Meet at the parking lot on Shell Beach Rd and Beachcomber Dr in Shell Beach.
Wear your tutu and new shoes!
Bring $$, ID, wild virgins, headlamps, (who said head) whistles, low morals , backsliders and a new hash song.

Stroller, dog and Goonies friendly

ON ON

Cums Sporadically


SLO Hash# 367 The Randy Fresh Hash

Oooooohhhkay. 6pm behind Old Navy, next to the dumpsters, where you belong, we’re meeting for tomorrow’s hash. Bring the usual: virgins, dirty whores, IDs, cash, dogs, whistles, candy, and your sparkling personalities.
On-it like a hobo on a ham sandwich-On.

https://goo.gl/maps/Jr5gyFB7z5D2


SLO Hash# 366 Chocolate Starfish and Flogging Wood’s Wet and Wild Hash

So, perhaps you thought a little rain would deny you of a Hash Trail.  Well, you thought wrong Wanker!  Drop your cocks (or other genitalia) and grab your shiggy socks.  It’s about to get weird.

What you should bring to this Hash:

Cash and ID (so you can be identified later)

Lube, Virgins and your best Vajazzle

Where:  https://goo.gl/maps/Re5waeCiC142

When: 6pm  (the same time we usually start this debacle)

See you tomorrow


SLO Hash #365 – The Big Chilly Style Hash

Come on down for a night of old school beats and hip hop feats!
Show up to 16th St Park in Grover Beach, 6PM Thurs 3/8.
Bring $5, ID, virgins, backsliders, cash, credit, money order, check or debit on trail, headlamp, virgins, maybe dog friendly, maybe not! I’ll know when I figure out the trail!
On the beat On
Chilly Willy