Category: Previous Hashes

SLOH3 Hash#408 – The F*cking Catalina Whine Mixer

When: Thursday, November 14 at 6pm Where: The Village Center Parking Lot. It’s behind Yoga Village, on Branch St. in Arroyo Grande https://goo.gl/maps/R4qSzHsQJJPr67Q68 Who: Flogging Wood, Man in Tights and Just Danilyn That’s right Wankers. This is probably the last official hash of 2019. What will this hash bring? A high likelihood of shenanigans. What’s…



SLOH3 – Epic Halloween Hash!

Hey there Wankers! If you didn’t attend, you missed an Epic Halloween Hash. Most everyone came out in costume and it was a blast. There are even some pictures as evidence of the shenanigans. Our hares Cums Sporadically and Just Anal Please led us on a trail complete with spooky scares and shots. And it…




SLOH3 Hash# 407 – The Trick or Treat Hash or Just a Sporadically Anal Halloween

That’s right Wankers, it’s finally happened. Halloween has fallen on our Hash Thursday! So, you know what we’re going to do, right? We’re going to get into Halloween costumes and “run” a trail! That’s what we’re going to do! Cums Sporadically and Just Anal Please are putting together something special and you’d be an imbecile…



SLOH3 Hash# 406 – Just Danilyn’s Virginity Lost Again Hash

When: Thursday, October 17 @ 6pm Where: Sinshiemer Park, San Luis Obispo https://goo.gl/maps/Ed2yp4smdAUc8HEb7 Who: Cums Sporadically and Just Danilyn A hashing we shall go…. to celebrate Just Danilyn’s virgin trail while Cumming Sporadically during her pierced button rubbing out running the FRB’s. Bring your pogo sticks, dildos or any special devices to make it a…



SLOH3 Needs a Little Hare Support

Hey there Wankers and Half-minds, Harriers and Harriettes! We’ve got a hare lined for the Halloween Hash. But we still need a hare for the next hash on October 17. Will our Hare-Raisers Randy Whorehol and Eat Fresh come out and lay a trail? Do you have an idea for a trail? Have you laid…



SLOH3 Hash# 405 – Cumming In Anal’s World

When: Thursday, October 3, 6pm Where: Grover Heights Park https://goo.gl/maps/TQBJXchxht6dHysq7 Who: Just Anal Please and Cums Sporadically Bring headlamps! Head? Who said head? When the DFLs lead the pack you know there’s foolery ahead. All you cunning, quick mother fuckers, here’s your chance to snaga hare… We may not be fast, but you can guarantee…



SLOH3 Hash# 404 – Pinky & Rosie’s Wet N Wild Booty Hash

When: Thursday, September 19 at 6pm Where: Spyglass Park, 2511 Spyglass Dr, Pismo Beach, California 93449 https://goo.gl/maps/E1sAJW3gNJiQ2N8b8 Brought you by the hasher couple, Pinky Ring and Ring in my Rosey. (Isn’t that cute how their names go together? ) Cum find a treasure trove of beer, grog & loot while getting a flogging from the…



SLOH3 Hash# 403 – Lazy Ass Grave’s Hash

When: Thursday, September 5th at 6pm Who: Grave Robber Where: Rancho Grande Park, Arroyo Grande https://goo.gl/maps/T6G28pNg6tPtzzdu9 Alright alright it is that time again. Cum one, cum all for the laziest run in town. It has hills, it has beers, it has D and P because we aim to please. So bring yourself, virgins, moms, balls,…



SLOH3 Hash# 402 – It’s not Hareless after all

When: Thursday, August 22 at 6pm Who: Eat Fresh and possibly Randy Whorehol Where: Behind Old Navy in SLO https://goo.gl/maps/imrxJAaxdgz8pHqbA Our intrepid Hare Raiser has stepped up once again to hare a trail for all of you wankers and half minds. Now it’s your turn to show up and see what this trail is all…



SLOH3 Hash# 402 – It’s Hareless…

We have a unfortunate situation Half- minds and Wankers. No on has volunteered to hare next weeks Hash. It’s up for grabs. If you’ve ever wanted to lay a trail somewhere you haven’t been before, now is your chance. There’s no prerequisite, just let us know if you want to do it by sending an…