A drinking group with a running problem

Previous Hashes

SLOH3 Hash #380 – the Mother Trucker Hash 10-4!

Breaker Breaker 1-9!  Got your ears on?  It’s time to stock up on your go-go juice, motion lotion and hammer down on the next great adventure of SLOH3!  We will pay homage to the original Hashers!  Yes, yes, I know we lick-balls to that wanker, G. at every hash… but he’s a wanna-B!  GASP!  SACRILEGE!  Yah yah, clutch your pearl necklaces (ewwww – just wipe it off – jeeeeeeeez!)  It’s true, you frackin’ lightweights!  Truckers have been doing it longer, harder and were the original debaucherous bass-turds.  They had handles before anyone ever cummed up with the idea of Hash Names!!!  Join Eewhore (and Grave Robber if she has trouble exxxcaping the smokeys and can’t get there in time to properly send you off…) for an interstate convoy for the ages…
 
Sport your best mustache as a nod to our Dearly Departed Bandit to get proper respect at the beer checks. You KNOW that fu@&er was a hasher!!!  Dipped his wick in every wet spot from here to the Mississippi line!!!
 
What’s your 20?  Convoy gathers at the end of Fiero Lane in SLO off Broad – dirt parking lot across from SunRun: https://www.google.com/maps/@35.2441293,-120.6430792,20z?hl=en
 
Thursday, 10-4 (Good Buddy!  durrr, durrr, durrrrrr…), 6PM
 
Bring your headlamps, high beams, virgins, whistles, chalk, lead foots, ID’s, coldHARDcash, filthy minds, round asses, active tongues and loose morals!  Leave anything at home that slows you down – including inhibitions and pretenses of having real lives!!!!  Pooch friendly with leashes. 
 
Dry humps and sloppy kisses,
 
Eeeeeeewhore!!!! On-On!

SLO Hash# 379 – The Shit Show

Brought to you by Pinky Ring and Ring in my Rosie…
Cum on down to Grover Beach and live out your libations while getting schooled by the hash hares. Bring your dirty inhabitions because there will be a chance to let them fly and upgrade clothing. Bring $5, ID, virgins, whistles, backsliders, pooches are welcome.

Fin’s Restaurant


SLO Hash #378: Nationally Renowned Gang Bang with an Anal Ring to It

SLO Hash #378: Nationally Renowned Gang Bang with an Anal Ring to It

Fire up your sex drive for a twisted adventure through AG’s countryside. Dead ends aplenty with anal pleasure at every turnabout.

Rivers and forests to be pillaged so bring plenty of protection… Shiggy, whistles, chalk, headlamps.

Meet at–Ralph & Duane’s
108 W Branch St, Arroyo Grande
https://goo.gl/maps/ih1bLNYjSeo

Thursday, September 6th @6pm

Bring $5, ID, virgins and backsliders

Bar and trail encourage doggy style so bring your four legged friends though the eagle split of the T/E is for 3 or fewer legs.

On On,

Just Anal Please


SLO Hash #377

Cum one, cum all! Wankers, whores and virgins welcome.

Be at the corner of Victoria and Caudill next to Slo Natural Food Co-op for fun and debotchury.

When?  Thursday 8/23 at 6 PM.

Where:  https://goo.gl/maps/ZmSKTUjowrN2

There will be a turkey eagle split. Turkey trail is 100% stroller, dog, virgin and pregnant people friendly. Eagle trail is 99% of that.

Bring $5, head lamp, cash, and ID for there will be drinking!


SLO Hash #376: The Chilliest Willy Hash

Cum once, cum twice,
I guarantee you’ll feel nice,
Chilly Shots there will be,
down your throat,
you’ll see…

Meet up at 6PM, 8/9/18 at https://goo.gl/maps/hNnR1Lr9Vvp
Bring lube, $5, backsliders, virgins, nair, ID & cash on trail.



Trail is leash friendly for four and two legged friends alike.

A Turkey/Eagle split I may make,
to give your sorry legs a break…

On my made up trail On,

Chilly Willy


SLOH3 Hash# 375 – Butt Wait, There’s More Hash

It’s that time again Wankers! Come on down! Let’s wander around and see if we can even find a trail. You never know around here. Could be flat, could be hilly. Will there be shiggy? Probably. Poison Oak? Definitely. Shenanigans? Absolutely!!

The Location is Next to the Old Kmart, Passed the Goodwill Trailers in Arroyo Grande. (I will fix the link)

https://goo.gl/maps/4QChsQMD7no

So, don’t be shy. Bring Virgins, Back Sliders, Whistles, Maybe Headlamps, definitely lube and spare virgins.

See you on the Trail, Flogging Wood, Man in Tights


SLOH3 Hash# 374 – The Anal-ish not so virgin Eewhore Hash

You better be ready for a beachin’ good time. Eewhore and Just Analiese are blazing a trail through some dangerous streets. Bring your flashlights, wits, and whistles. Dropped Pin
near 400-498 Bettiga Way, Pismo Beach, CA 93449

https://goo.gl/maps/Q4JZ5QP2bPu

Shenanigans should start around 6pm

 


SLOH3 Hash# 373- The X-Rayted Robber Hash

All you galley wenches and wankers bring your arses to the #373 hash Thursday, June 28th 6pm.
$5 Cash, ID, virgins, non virgins,  eye patches and peg legs. Dogs, strollers and wheel chairs welcome.
Meeting up behind Bill’s at Kiwanis Park in the Village @ 6PM

SLOH3 Hash #372, Fore!

Where:Bayshore Bluffs Park
https://goo.gl/maps/MD41R2mTK6H2

When:Meet @ 6pm, Hares away by 6:20
Who:Randy Whorehol and Just Patrick’s laying virgins, or is that suppose to be virgin laying? Eh, details…

What to bring:Backsliders, Hash cash, that stuff, lights, virgins, ID, things, chalk, whistles and shiggy socks (mostly for warmth).

Cum one, cum all, enjoy the Morro Bay early summer where you will likely get the beautiful sights of the fog and …well …even more fog! Not stroller friendly (particularly for the area’s near the beer checks) All you pussies, backsliders, virgins, and dicks might want an extra layer with you just in case, its been chilly some nights. So cum and run after your hares and clean us out of clothing (oh hell no, it gets cold, please dont’!)


SLOH3 Hash #371

yeah…yeah….hash, whatevs….
meet us at the backdoor parking lot by cocks plus world market/your mom’s bed bath & beyond/embASSy suites off madonna road at 6pm tomorrow.
bring headlamps, blood of 3 virgins (or 3 virgins, we’ll bleed them later), shiggy socks, dogs, bitches, and whistle etc.
not really stroller friendly- unless you want to spill your beer on the baby. and no turdey/eagle split.
get ready for debauchery and much rejoicing.
on-on.

Brought to you by Randy Whor-hol and Eat Fresh


SLO Hash #370 – The Short and Sweet Hash

Its the 370th Running of the SLOH3
Where:Behind Carls Jr,
Old Kmart parking lot, AG
When:Meet @ 6pm, Hares away by 6:20
Who:Pinky Ring & Rosie
What to bring: $5 Hash cash, Hot strippers, skull lamps, virgins, backsliders, people who will moon, flash, and drop balls.
Cum run our Short & Sweet. Promise lots of concrete and crack. Loose the inhibitions & complete the run.  Bring your flip flops, sunscreen, & beach towels because this is going to be a walk on the beach

SLO Hash #369 (cause three sixty-nines are better than one)

It’s the 369th Running of the San Luis Obispo Hash House Harriers.

Where: Islay Park, corner of Orcutt and Tank Farm, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 United States, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Universe

Come to my shitty trail…that is all.

When: meet at 6 PM, hares away by 6:30 PM

Who: Chocolate Starfish and the Hamburglar Flavored Water

What: my shitty trail

What to bring:
Hash Cash ($5)
Virgins
Looob
your hot sister/mom/cousin/friend
vessel
cranium lamp

On-On


SLOH3 – Hash# 368 – The Drunken Truffle Shuffle

HASH 368 April 19 @ 6pm

Drunken Truffle Shuffle
Brought to you by Cums Sporadically and Chilly Willy
Meet at the parking lot on Shell Beach Rd and Beachcomber Dr in Shell Beach.
Wear your tutu and new shoes!
Bring $$, ID, wild virgins, headlamps, (who said head) whistles, low morals , backsliders and a new hash song.

Stroller, dog and Goonies friendly

ON ON

Cums Sporadically


SLO Hash# 367 The Randy Fresh Hash

Oooooohhhkay. 6pm behind Old Navy, next to the dumpsters, where you belong, we’re meeting for tomorrow’s hash. Bring the usual: virgins, dirty whores, IDs, cash, dogs, whistles, candy, and your sparkling personalities.
On-it like a hobo on a ham sandwich-On.

https://goo.gl/maps/Jr5gyFB7z5D2


SLO Hash# 366 Chocolate Starfish and Flogging Wood’s Wet and Wild Hash

So, perhaps you thought a little rain would deny you of a Hash Trail.  Well, you thought wrong Wanker!  Drop your cocks (or other genitalia) and grab your shiggy socks.  It’s about to get weird.

What you should bring to this Hash:

Cash and ID (so you can be identified later)

Lube, Virgins and your best Vajazzle

Where:  https://goo.gl/maps/Re5waeCiC142

When: 6pm  (the same time we usually start this debacle)

See you tomorrow


SLO Hash #365 – The Big Chilly Style Hash

Come on down for a night of old school beats and hip hop feats!
Show up to 16th St Park in Grover Beach, 6PM Thurs 3/8.
Bring $5, ID, virgins, backsliders, cash, credit, money order, check or debit on trail, headlamp, virgins, maybe dog friendly, maybe not! I’ll know when I figure out the trail!
On the beat On
Chilly Willy

SLO Hash #364: Running of the SLOH3: Gettin’ Shiggy With It Hash

Hey, you! You with the face! It’s about that time again for another glorious running of the SLOH3! We got a A-A shiggylicious trail for you with a “tough” and “easy” split, 3 beer checks if you take the “easy” route. Chocolate Starfish (that’s me) will be doing a chalk talk right before hares away because some wanker as last trail asked me what “R U” meant. On-fucking-On

**DOG FRIENDLY**
**MILD PRESENCE OF POISON OAK**

Hares: Cums Sporadically and Chocolate Starfish & the Hamburglar Flavored Water

Where: Cuesta Canyon County Park at the end of Loomis in San Luis Obispo

When: Hash Beer @ 6:00 PM
Chalk Talk @ 6:30 PM
Hares Away @ 6:35

What to bring:
Virgins (who drink for free)
$5
cranium lamp
dry bag
ID’s
$ for bar check
Your hot sister
New Shoes
Vessels!!!
Low Morals
Bad Judgement
Shiggy Socks
Whistles
$ for HAB
oh yeah, and VIRGINS!

https://goo.gl/maps/jWqxFUYyxwJ2


SLO Hash #363: What the fuck was I thinking Hash

398 Sunrise Terrace, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420
Alright you wankers! pull your panties out your ass cracks and listen up! There will be a trail at this location (the office building to the left) on Thursday night. Show up with these items…. head lights , head protection, brains, wallets, $5 money and maybe a fucking virgin!?
The trail is somewhat dog friendly. If you can lift the bastard over a fence.
Questions?
Ohhh grave robber, cums with instructions ohhh

SLO Hash #362: Just Dylan’s Virgin Lay with Special Guest Co-Hare: Backsliding Douchebag Loser Baby Dick Legally Retarded….. Cums With Instructions

Just Dylan’s Virgin Lay with Special Guest Co-Hare: Backsliding Douchebag Loser Baby Dick Legally Retarded….. Cums With Instructions

⭐WHEN: Thursday, January 25th, 2018 @ 6pm

⭐WHERE: “The SLO” Apartments parking lot. Address is 1050 Foothill Blvd, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. There is access to the parking lot from Foothill Blvd or Santa Rosa Street (aka HWY 1). Meet more towards the Foothill side of the lot. Here’s a pin drop you effing half minds….

⭐WHAT: a SHITTY trail from a Harrier who’s never laid trail and a Wanker who hasn’t laid a trail (or gotten laid) in 2 years.

⭐BRING: headlamps, $5 + bail $, snorkels, knee pads, new shoes, backsliders, virgins, technologies, 1st aid kits, skeleton keys, inflatable sex dolls, and tick repellent. ALWAYS bring $ and ID on trail!!

⭐LEAVE: your 4 legged friends (unless they know how to jump fences, or you are strong enough to pick them up and throw them over since dogs always land on their feet). $100 in my GoFundMe account. Skid marks in your tighty whities . And… your dignity… seriously, your dignity has no place here!!! Leave that shit at home!!!

ON-ON!

~Just Dylan & Cums With Instructions


SLO Hash #361: She Who Cannot Be Named Hash

SLOH3
Time: Thursday, January 11th, 2018 at 6:00 PM (unless you like beer, beer lovers show up at 5:00) hairs away at 6:15
Location: Go to the very end of Grand Ave. We will be in the Finns parking lot right next to the beach. Beer lovers will be in Finns drinking beer.
This is the analual “She Who Cannot Be Named Hash”. Expect lots of flat beach r*nning.  This trail is perfect for dogs and young children alike (jk – don’t bring your kids). There will also be beers and r*nning and beers and beers and then some shitty beers.
The sortted history of this local hash gose way way back. Details are shrouded in dark roumors and shady hearsay. Due to active gag orders, court documents, judges rulings and ankle jewelry I am not at liberty to release any more details on this particular hash’s history at this time.
In an effort to change this gloomy hash into a fun and exciting event,  we are asking that your r*nning attire be bright and uplifting. There will be alomost no moon that night. So, I will bring safty vests for any virgins and also I will bring extra neon 80’s type glow in the dark garments for those who are not quite looking bright and cheery enought for this festive event.

To Bring List:
$5
Bright clothing
Perky attitude
Hide-a-Key for your car (seriously, find a way to hit trail without your keys in your pocket.)
Head lamp
Virgins
Gag ball
A healthy disregard for common public decency
Virgins
Gimp Suit
and
Virgins
I wanted to make double sure that there will be pleanty of shitty beer at this event so, can the Biermister please contact me?
I am excited to hare this event and to see all of you Thursday night. I will be the Boy George looking dude.
ON-ON
Praise go to G!
-Sprinkle Princess

SLO Hash #360: WEDNESDAY xxxMas Hash!

Come on out WEDNESDAY 12/13/17 for the last Hash of the year!

Be sure to dress in your xxx-Mas best!
There will be a Shiggy Sock White Elephant exchange at the On-After, be sure to bring a pair of wrapped new socks to participate.
There will also be Erections for Hash Mismanagement, be sure to submit your name or volunteer someone else for a position! Online survey to be sent out on 12/14 with announcements at the first Hash of 2018.
Show up at Manrock Brewing in Grover Beach on the back patio at 6PM WEDNESDAY 12/13/17!
https://goo.gl/maps/RMqBRQoeMqv
Bring $5, ID, lube, virgins, socks, & headlamp!
On reindeer on!
Chilly Willy

SLO Hash #359: Wee Bit Nipply Hash

Wee Bit Nipply Hash!
Pack your coonskin cap, rifle and willy warmer, and join us for an escapade through an arctic paradise. How could this end? Possibly in a polar bear swim or sacrificial burning. Amateur explorers are encouraged to attend but risk getting mauled by a polar bear or plummeted by snowballs. It should also be noted that navigational skills of expedition leaders may be lacking.
Sled dogs and reindeer welcome.
Meet at 18:00 on 11/30/17 at Fin’s parking lot
Bring $5, ID, whistle, headlamp, fur coat, ice pick and Gorilla mask.
On On,
Just Ellen & Asspionage

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SLO Hash #357: Fresh Whore Hash

Attention all you old, tired, worn out, dirty whores: This is the Fresh Whore Hash!  Grab your yet-to-be-defiled virgins and youngsters.  If you can’t find any, maybe we’ll run into some along the way.  Maybe at an elementary school…. a park… a bus stop…  because the best thing about twenty eight year olds is there’re twenty of them.

https://goo.gl/maps/4smrce9hn5C2

Bring headlamps, shiggy socks, $5, balloon animals, puppies, and candy.

See you in SLO at the Graduate at 6pm 11/16/17  with supplies.

On-puppies-On.

Eat Fresssshhh and Randy Whorehol.


SLO Hash #356: COLONEL SANDERS HASH

SLO Hash #356: COLONEL SANDERS HASH

 

Wankers and Wankettes,

THIS SHIT IS FINGER LICKN GOLD!
Colonel Sanders is prepared to take you through a whirlwind hash to the bottom depths of his “notorious” bucket. Who’s in?!?! Let’s get greasy!!
When: Thursday, November 2nd @ 6pm

Where: Rancho Grand Park in Arroyo Grande

Hares: Finger Lickn Good and DJ Glitter Piss

Details: Turkey-Eagle split, furry friendly (humans or pets), virgins encouraged

Don’t forget to bring: ID, cash, headlamps (it’s gonna be DARK), dental dams, shiggy socks, paper towels, floss, virgins, extra VIRGINS and tuna. No lube required.

We do chiggen right,

Finger Lickn Good & DJGP