SLOH3 Hash# 399 – Who’s got Short Shorts Hash!

Where: Islay Park, San Luis Obispo
https://goo.gl/maps/p3exgTG7dErC2H2D7

When: Thursday, July 11 at 6pm

Who: Flogging Wood, Man in Tights (yes, again)

It’s Summer and you know what that means! It’s time to bust out those short shorts again. The question is, who has the shortest shorts of them all?
Be sure to bring your ID, some cash, sunscreen, shiggy socks, shiny new running shoes, virgins, and a general lack of morals and ethics.

Will there be a turkey/eagle split? questionable
Will it be dog/stroller friendly? most likely

SLOH3 Hash #398 – Have Muscle Relaxers, will swill beeeeeeer

When: Thursday, June 27, 6pm. Because Thursday is a Hashing day!

Where: Manrock Brewing Company, 1750 El Camino Real, Grover Beach, CA 93433 https://goo.gl/maps/mnXjyYm22XSQWvVn7

Who: EeWhore

It’s ARM DAY, biyotches!

That’s right… it’s time for some drinking practice. We’ve been doing plenty of running lately so our buns and thighs are tight like tigers! The sad, sad side of this story is that, as much as I love a tight buttocks, I’ve been noticing some pretty floppy biceps in our kennel and that just won’t do. Well, that ends now! Time for multiple 16oz curls. I’m talkin’ about GAINS baby! 

Cum join lame-ass Eewhore for a few laps around the challenging outdoor area of Manrock Brewing this Thursday evening at 6. We can commiserate and refocus our efforts to rediscover our dis-honor as Hash House Harriers!

See you soon, slackers…

On-On

SLOH3 Hash# 397 – The Hawaiian Hash

Where: https://goo.gl/maps/x7yrvC5SjCK1pRnv8
In the parking lot behind The Station Grill: 170 W Grand Ave #101, Grover Beach, CA 93433

When: Thursday, June 13, 6pm, Hare away about 6:15

Who: Flogging Wood, Man in Tights

Cum on out to the first ever SLOH3 Hawaiian Hash!
It’s time to get out your most obnoxious Hawaiian Shirt or shorts. Bust out your coconut bra and grass skirt! Wear a bikini if you want! Better get out your Speedo! Or better yet, your favorite short shorts!

This is a A to A Trail. It will probably be dog and stroller friendly.

Don’t forget to bring ID, cash, virgins, new running shoes, poor judgement. What not to bring: your dignity

SLOH3 Hash# 396 – X-RAYTED Cum On (Just) Irene Hash

When: Thursday, May 30 at 6pm

Where: 2 James Way, Pismo Beach, California 93449 https://goo.gl/maps/R6aFhznkoFkdXSZx8

Who: Xrayted Butt Pirate and Just Irene

Thursday is a hashing day! Get ready to run, walk, crawl, move in any forward direction up hills, through shiggy, parks and parking lots to find whatever it is you’re looking for except for the hares.
A to A trail starts at 6pm hares away at 6:30. Bring whatever you’ve got, virgins, backsliders, cash…
*There are lots of ticks in the shiggy. Yuk

Go to the Facebook Event and you can see who’s cumming

https://www.facebook.com/events/325505848130432/

SLOH3 Hash# 395 – DANGER ZONE: CUM’S ANALLY LUBED TRAIL

When: May 16 – 6pm (approximately)

Where: Addie Street Parking Lot, Pismo Beach – https://goo.gl/maps/MMiWkXmtJ7yUBpM67

Who: Cums Sporadically and Just Anal Please

Get ready to lube up for this tunnel of a trail, make sure your shaved. Wear your shiggy socks and new shoes as there will be lots of shiggy and some P.O.3 beers stops. Bring: ID and $, head lamps , who said HEAD????,o backsliders, hot horny virgins, dogs if they can sit outside a bar for a bit, and your love for adventure. If you don’t sign up we don’t know how much beer to bring!

Go to the Facebook Event so you can see who is cumming! https://www.facebook.com/events/452338078845458/

SLOH3 Hash# 394 – SLO Hash Marathon!

When: May 2, 6pm (every other Thursday)

Where: Community Baptist Church – Google Maps Link https://goo.gl/maps/hCGQoeZkKEBhdrMV8

Brought to you by: Randy Whorehol

You already tell your friends you’re in a “running club.” Now you can tell them you are a SLO Hash Marathon Finisher! Not only did you finish [on her tits/his tongue], but you medaled!! You will conquer 26.2 beers and we will have boobs set up at the finishing line! If you still have trouble finishing, Chad’s mom will be standing by. Beverages and snackies will be on hand to re-fuel and re-hydrate.

Show up at the warm up/fluffer station at Cummunity Baptist Church parking lot on Foothill near the Bishop’s Peak trailhead at 6 pm. Bring virgins, serious runners, whistles, chalk, ID , nut-ritional supplements, gels (you know what I mean by “gels”), and galoshes. Dog friendly (and by ‘dog,’ we mean your girlfriend) and stroller less friendly. Runners and walkers of all ages and levels welcome (but please first submit measurements, both flaccid and erect).

Go to the Facebook Page to see who is cumming:
https://www.facebook.com/events/2340397362694911/

See you on the trail Wankers!!

SLOH3 Hash # 393 – The Hash, duh

When: Tonight at 6pm!!

Where: 415 Prado Lane, San Luis Obispo https://goo.gl/maps/AxpppJzjupy9qbQF6

Who: Randy Whorehol – so you know who to blame for this shitty trail

Its Hash time! When? April 18th. Where? San Luis Obispo, 415 Prado Ln. On the street. Bring your virgins, dogs, pisspots, wankers , your mom, cash, headlamp, socccer cleats, 2 ripe plums and ID.

See you later Wankers!

SLOH3 Hash # 392 – Nothin’ Butt Comedy Hash

Where: Meadow Park, San Luis Obispo – https://goo.gl/maps/DtqUa4Sr4J32

When: Thursday, April 4 at 6pm

Why: Why ask why, Drink Bud Dry (can you even get Bud Dry anymore?)

Who: Just Anal Please

Better be ready for a butt slappin’ good time. Bring your buns fresh and perky, your virgins, flashlights, chalk and an ID. April Foolin’ fun to be had by all…
–Just Anal Please

Check out the Facebook Event and you can see who is cumming: https://www.facebook.com/events/2581964188483562/

SLOH3 Hash # 391 – PISMO DRUNKEN RUN

Cum enjoy another evening in paradise. Bring: $$, ID, dogs, monkeys, strollers, dildos, your sex slave and your adventurous spirit. This is an A to A trail.

The Hare: Cums Sporadically (she sure has been haring/cumming a lot lately)

Where: https://goo.gl/maps/dgzzeLySFbt Addie St, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, United States by the Pismo Public Works building

When: March 21 at 6pm (every other Thursday like we always do)

SLOH3 Hash# 390 – CUM’S SWEET, SALTY AND WET NIGHT Hash

Where: Fin’s Restaurant, Grover Beach https://goo.gl/maps/YgQqigeSFEC2h

When: Thursday, March 7, at 6pm

PARK IN THE OVERFLOW ,DARK, DIRT PARKING LOT, MAKES IT MORE FUN FOR SHENANIGANS. THIS IS AN A-B TRAIL. BRING HEAD LAMPS, $$, ID, VIRGINS AND EXPERIENCED WELL ANYONE. THE HABIDASHERY WILL BE OPEN IF YOU WANT MORE HASH STUFF, CASH IS KING. RSVP FOR BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING BEER.