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SLOH3 Hash# 403 – Lazy Ass Grave’s Hash

When: Thursday, September 5th at 6pm Who: Grave Robber Where: Rancho Grande Park, Arroyo Grande https://goo.gl/maps/T6G28pNg6tPtzzdu9 Alright alright it is that time again. Cum one, cum all for the laziest run in town. It has hills, it has beers, it has D and P because we aim to please. So bring yourself, virgins, moms, balls,…



Do you have the Balls for the new SLOH3 Check?

Brought to you by our Illustrious Religious Advisor Eewhore: Here ye, here ye!!! SLOH3 gots some new moves!!! We found a ball on trail last night and nobody does balls on trail like hashers… So we have a new check. Called ballz check. Image below. Kinda like song check with a number of required participants….



SLOH3 Hash# 402 – It’s not Hareless after all

When: Thursday, August 22 at 6pm Who: Eat Fresh and possibly Randy Whorehol Where: Behind Old Navy in SLO https://goo.gl/maps/imrxJAaxdgz8pHqbA Our intrepid Hare Raiser has stepped up once again to hare a trail for all of you wankers and half minds. Now it’s your turn to show up and see what this trail is all…



SLOH3 Hash# 402 – It’s Hareless…

We have a unfortunate situation Half- minds and Wankers. No on has volunteered to hare next weeks Hash. It’s up for grabs. If you’ve ever wanted to lay a trail somewhere you haven’t been before, now is your chance. There’s no prerequisite, just let us know if you want to do it by sending an…



SLOH3 Hash# 401 – [insert funny title here]

When: Thursday August 8, 6pm Where: Islay Park, San Luis Obispo, CA https://goo.gl/maps/ciEtV4NXCLZ9jSnz6 Who: Eat Fresh Welcome Hashers! Eat Fresh is back to lead all of you pisspots on a wet and wild adventure. The trail is dog, stroller, and walker friendly. Bring ID, headlamp, cash, random sex toys, a stuffed beaver, and a healthy…



G’s Birthday!

Greetings Wankers and Half minds, Today marks the birthday of Alberto Esteban Ignacio Gispert or “G” as we kindly refer to him.  He was born July 31, 1903.  We credit him with creating the Hash House Harriers and we do our part to remember him at each of our Hashes.  Here’s a little history about…



SLOH3 Hash# 400 – That’s right 400!

Where: 1086 Trevor Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 https://goo.gl/maps/5fCuzWK9hSHeM2sw7 When: Thursday, July 25, 6pm, Hares away at 6:30ish Who: Chocolate Starfish and the Hamburglar Flavored Water In honor of #400 there will be not 2, not 3, but FOUR beer checks! Park along Bishop Street. What to bring: Virgins$5 hash cash CompassBug SprayYour hot friendsLow…



SLOH3 Hash# 399 – Who’s got Short Shorts Hash!

Where: Islay Park, San Luis Obispo https://goo.gl/maps/p3exgTG7dErC2H2D7 When: Thursday, July 11 at 6pm Who: Flogging Wood, Man in Tights (yes, again) It’s Summer and you know what that means! It’s time to bust out those short shorts again. The question is, who has the shortest shorts of them all? Be sure to bring your ID,…



SLOH3 Hash #398 – Have Muscle Relaxers, will swill beeeeeeer

When: Thursday, June 27, 6pm. Because Thursday is a Hashing day! Where: Manrock Brewing Company, 1750 El Camino Real, Grover Beach, CA 93433 https://goo.gl/maps/mnXjyYm22XSQWvVn7 Who: EeWhore It’s ARM DAY, biyotches! That’s right… it’s time for some drinking practice. We’ve been doing plenty of running lately so our buns and thighs are tight like tigers! The…



SLOH3 Hash# 397 – The Hawaiian Hash

Where: https://goo.gl/maps/x7yrvC5SjCK1pRnv8 In the parking lot behind The Station Grill: 170 W Grand Ave #101, Grover Beach, CA 93433 When: Thursday, June 13, 6pm, Hare away about 6:15 Who: Flogging Wood, Man in Tights Cum on out to the first ever SLOH3 Hawaiian Hash! It’s time to get out your most obnoxious Hawaiian Shirt or…