SLOH3 Hash# 394 – SLO Hash Marathon!

When: May 2, 6pm (every other Thursday)

Where: Community Baptist Church – Google Maps Link https://goo.gl/maps/hCGQoeZkKEBhdrMV8

Brought to you by: Randy Whorehol

You already tell your friends you’re in a “running club.” Now you can tell them you are a SLO Hash Marathon Finisher! Not only did you finish [on her tits/his tongue], but you medaled!! You will conquer 26.2 beers and we will have boobs set up at the finishing line! If you still have trouble finishing, Chad’s mom will be standing by. Beverages and snackies will be on hand to re-fuel and re-hydrate.

Show up at the warm up/fluffer station at Cummunity Baptist Church parking lot on Foothill near the Bishop’s Peak trailhead at 6 pm. Bring virgins, serious runners, whistles, chalk, ID , nut-ritional supplements, gels (you know what I mean by “gels”), and galoshes. Dog friendly (and by ‘dog,’ we mean your girlfriend) and stroller less friendly. Runners and walkers of all ages and levels welcome (but please first submit measurements, both flaccid and erect).

Go to the Facebook Page to see who is cumming:
https://www.facebook.com/events/2340397362694911/

See you on the trail Wankers!!