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Cum on out this Thursday and meet at the parking lot by Sinsheimer Stadium for the Sporadic ‘Gina Syndrome hash!! Cums Sporadically and ‘Gina Syndrome (his virgin lay!) are haring a hash just for you! Its flat, no shiggy, wicked easy and on a trail where beer grows on trees… you’ll love it!!
So cum cum cum cum, switch hands and cum cum cum again! Bring cash, ID, headlamps… and the usual, you, your penicillin resistant STDs (that sh*t be drippin!), virgins who may or may not know about them, some saran wrap… hmmm. Odd. My phone keeps auto correcting “saran” to “satan”… apparently it just goes straight to hell rather than thinking of the light hearted definitely not brimstone worthy lascivious uses for this food preservation product?
The trail is dog friendly except for the place that it isn’t. Fido can be be tied-o outside-o. The trail is not that stroller friendly in some places.
Time: 6 pm at the parking lot by Sinsheimer Stadium https://goo.gl/maps/GSzjPihvDUz
Prelube suggestion: Bang the Drum brewery off Orcutt. They have nice beer! And a food truck full of weiners!! *weiners*
On on to the Sporadic ‘Gina Syndrome hash!!