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SLOH3 Hash # 385 – Skidmark’s Wet and Wild Hash

Olly olly olly!! (Oy oy oy) Hey there hungry hungry hashers! Who’s ready to get wet?!?!? Cuz it looks like it’s gonna be this year’s week of rain. Start for tomorrow is Spike’s Pub on Higuera in downtown SLO. On out! Until then ….here’s some Whitney…   https://youtu.be/i_4PlM85NJo
~Skidmark

Where:  https://goo.gl/maps/biHEjDermUE2

When:    6pm  (the same stinking time we always do this thing)

And there is likely to be Pre-Lube starting at or around 5pm.


Central Valley HASHTASTIC 12/15/18

Cum join Fresno-Clovis H3, One Night Stand H3, and Coyote Ugly H3 on Saturday, December 15th, 2018 for the 4th An(nu)al Central Valley HASHTASTIC…and 3rd An(nu)al Potato Salad Invitational!!!

Register here:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1gWnr7yptNRm0vx41mXEIVxEZF2FTRwQH2aqNcBta4_M/edit

PayPal at:
jeffward559@gmail.com


SLOH3 Hash # 384 – (Va)ginas Cuming Syndrome Hash

Wankers!!
Cum on out this Thursday and meet at the parking lot by Sinsheimer Stadium for the Sporadic ‘Gina Syndrome hash!! Cums Sporadically and ‘Gina Syndrome (his virgin lay!) are haring a hash just for you! Its flat, no shiggy, wicked easy and on a trail where beer grows on trees… you’ll love it!!

So cum cum cum cum, switch hands and cum cum cum again!   Bring cash, ID, headlamps… and the usual, you, your penicillin resistant STDs (that sh*t be drippin!), virgins who may or may not know about them, some saran wrap… hmmm. Odd. My phone keeps auto correcting “saran” to “satan”… apparently it just goes straight to hell rather than thinking of the light hearted definitely not brimstone worthy lascivious uses for this food preservation product? 

 The trail is dog friendly except for the place that it isn’t.  Fido can be be tied-o outside-o. The trail is not that stroller friendly in some places. 

  Time: 6 pm at the parking lot by Sinsheimer Stadium https://goo.gl/maps/GSzjPihvDUz
  Prelube suggestion: Bang the Drum brewery off Orcutt. They have nice beer! And a food truck full of weiners!! *weiners*

  On on to the Sporadic ‘Gina Syndrome hash!!

Atomic Beaver