Breaker Breaker 1-9! Got your ears on? It’s time to stock up on your go-go juice, motion lotion and hammer down on the next great adventure of SLOH3! We will pay homage to the original Hashers! Yes, yes, I know we lick-balls to that wanker, G. at every hash… but he’s a wanna-B! GASP! SACRILEGE! Yah yah, clutch your pearl necklaces (ewwww – just wipe it off – jeeeeeeeez!) It’s true, you frackin’ lightweights! Truckers have been doing it longer, harder and were the original debaucherous bass-turds. They had handles before anyone ever cummed up with the idea of Hash Names!!! Join Eewhore (and Grave Robber if she has trouble exxxcaping the smokeys and can’t get there in time to properly send you off…) for an interstate convoy for the ages…
Sport your best mustache as a nod to our Dearly Departed Bandit to get proper respect at the beer checks. You KNOW that fu@&er was a hasher!!! Dipped his wick in every wet spot from here to the Mississippi line!!!
What’s your 20? Convoy gathers at the end of Fiero Lane in SLO off Broad – dirt parking lot across from SunRun: https://firstname.lastname@example.org,-120.6430792,20z?hl=en
Thursday, 10-4 (Good Buddy! durrr, durrr, durrrrrr…), 6PM
Bring your headlamps, high beams, virgins, whistles, chalk, lead foots, ID’s, coldHARDcash, filthy minds, round asses, active tongues and loose morals! Leave anything at home that slows you down – including inhibitions and pretenses of having real lives!!!! Pooch friendly with leashes.
Dry humps and sloppy kisses,