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SLO Hash #364: Running of the SLOH3: Gettin’ Shiggy With It Hash

Hey, you! You with the face! It’s about that time again for another glorious running of the SLOH3! We got a A-A shiggylicious trail for you with a “tough” and “easy” split, 3 beer checks if you take the “easy” route. Chocolate Starfish (that’s me) will be doing a chalk talk right before hares away because some wanker as last trail asked me what “R U” meant. On-fucking-On

**DOG FRIENDLY**
**MILD PRESENCE OF POISON OAK**

Hares: Cums Sporadically and Chocolate Starfish & the Hamburglar Flavored Water

Where: Cuesta Canyon County Park at the end of Loomis in San Luis Obispo

When: Hash Beer @ 6:00 PM
Chalk Talk @ 6:30 PM
Hares Away @ 6:35

What to bring:
Virgins (who drink for free)
$5
cranium lamp
dry bag
ID’s
$ for bar check
Your hot sister
New Shoes
Vessels!!!
Low Morals
Bad Judgement
Shiggy Socks
Whistles
$ for HAB
oh yeah, and VIRGINS!

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SLO Hash #363: What the fuck was I thinking Hash

398 Sunrise Terrace, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420
Alright you wankers! pull your panties out your ass cracks and listen up! There will be a trail at this location (the office building to the left) on Thursday night. Show up with these items…. head lights , head protection, brains, wallets, $5 money and maybe a fucking virgin!?
The trail is somewhat dog friendly. If you can lift the bastard over a fence.
Questions?
Ohhh grave robber, cums with instructions ohhh