SLO Hash #362: Just Dylan’s Virgin Lay with Special Guest Co-Hare: Backsliding Douchebag Loser Baby Dick Legally Retarded….. Cums With Instructions
Just Dylan’s Virgin Lay with Special Guest Co-Hare: Backsliding Douchebag Loser Baby Dick Legally Retarded….. Cums With Instructions
⭐️WHEN: Thursday, January 25th, 2018 @ 6pm
⭐️WHERE: “The SLO” Apartments parking lot. Address is 1050 Foothill Blvd, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. There is access to the parking lot from Foothill Blvd or Santa Rosa Street (aka HWY 1). Meet more towards the Foothill side of the lot. Here’s a pin drop you effing half minds….
⭐️WHAT: a SHITTY trail from a Harrier who’s never laid trail and a Wanker who hasn’t laid a trail (or gotten laid) in 2 years.
⭐️BRING: headlamps, $5 + bail $, snorkels, knee pads, new shoes, backsliders, virgins, technologies, 1st aid kits, skeleton keys, inflatable sex dolls, and tick repellent. ALWAYS bring $ and ID on trail!!
⭐️LEAVE: your 4 legged friends (unless they know how to jump fences, or you are strong enough to pick them up and throw them over since dogs always land on their feet). $100 in my GoFundMe account. Skid marks in your tighty whities . And… your dignity… seriously, your dignity has no place here!!! Leave that shit at home!!!
~Just Dylan & Cums With Instructions