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Time: Thursday, January 11th, 2018 at 6:00 PM (unless you like beer, beer lovers show up at 5:00) hairs away at 6:15
Location: Go to the very end of Grand Ave. We will be in the Finns parking lot right next to the beach. Beer lovers will be in Finns drinking beer.
This is the analual “She Who Cannot Be Named Hash”. Expect lots of flat beach r*nning. This trail is perfect for dogs and young children alike (jk – don’t bring your kids). There will also be beers and r*nning and beers and beers and then some shitty beers.
The sortted history of this local hash gose way way back. Details are shrouded in dark roumors and shady hearsay. Due to active gag orders, court documents, judges rulings and ankle jewelry I am not at liberty to release any more details on this particular hash’s history at this time.
In an effort to change this gloomy hash into a fun and exciting event, we are asking that your r*nning attire be bright and uplifting. There will be alomost no moon that night. So, I will bring safty vests for any virgins and also I will bring extra neon 80’s type glow in the dark garments for those who are not quite looking bright and cheery enought for this festive event.
To Bring List:
Hide-a-Key for your car (seriously, find a way to hit trail without your keys in your pocket.)
A healthy disregard for common public decency
I wanted to make double sure that there will be pleanty of shitty beer at this event so, can the Biermister please contact me?
I am excited to hare this event and to see all of you Thursday night. I will be the Boy George looking dude.
Praise go to G!