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Archive for November, 2017

SLO Hash #359: Wee Bit Nipply Hash

Wee Bit Nipply Hash!
Pack your coonskin cap, rifle and willy warmer, and join us for an escapade through an arctic paradise. How could this end? Possibly in a polar bear swim or sacrificial burning. Amateur explorers are encouraged to attend but risk getting mauled by a polar bear or plummeted by snowballs. It should also be noted that navigational skills of expedition leaders may be lacking.
Sled dogs and reindeer welcome.
Meet at 18:00 on 11/30/17 at Fin’s parking lot
Bring $5, ID, whistle, headlamp, fur coat, ice pick and Gorilla mask.
On On,
Just Ellen & Asspionage

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SLO Hash #357: Fresh Whore Hash

Attention all you old, tired, worn out, dirty whores: This is the Fresh Whore Hash!  Grab your yet-to-be-defiled virgins and youngsters.  If you can’t find any, maybe we’ll run into some along the way.  Maybe at an elementary school…. a park… a bus stop…  because the best thing about twenty eight year olds is there’re twenty of them.

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Bring headlamps, shiggy socks, $5, balloon animals, puppies, and candy.

See you in SLO at the Graduate at 6pm 11/16/17  with supplies.

On-puppies-On.

Eat Fresssshhh and Randy Whorehol.


SLO Hash #356: COLONEL SANDERS HASH

SLO Hash #356: COLONEL SANDERS HASH

 

Wankers and Wankettes,

THIS SHIT IS FINGER LICKN GOLD!
Colonel Sanders is prepared to take you through a whirlwind hash to the bottom depths of his “notorious” bucket. Who’s in?!?! Let’s get greasy!!
When: Thursday, November 2nd @ 6pm

Where: Rancho Grand Park in Arroyo Grande

Hares: Finger Lickn Good and DJ Glitter Piss

Details: Turkey-Eagle split, furry friendly (humans or pets), virgins encouraged

Don’t forget to bring: ID, cash, headlamps (it’s gonna be DARK), dental dams, shiggy socks, paper towels, floss, virgins, extra VIRGINS and tuna. No lube required.

We do chiggen right,

Finger Lickn Good & DJGP