SLO Hash #352: The Cumming Sporadically Hash!

SLO Hash #352: The Cumming Sporadically Hash! 

Wankers!!
Tomorrow night is a Cumming Sporadically hash hared by our very own Cums Sporadically… And good times will be had by all who cum!!  (In my head… And possibly now yours… every time I say cum or cumming in this email it sounds like cum is being said through a didgeridoo… it really is such a great word that should be pronounced with some Aboriginal enhancement…)
It has a turkey eagle split! It is dog friendly! Cat friendly! Lizard friendly! Weird friend you wouldn’t associate with in a group of muggles but the hash is ok friendly! Prolly not pervy uncle friendly… though that depends on what his perv groove is?
It’s A to A, start is at Finn’s in Grover… congregate in the dirty area of the parking lot because apparently the paved portion is usually hogged by muggles. And we belong in the dirty area.  We just do.

Standard requirements, $5, a license if you want to prelube at Finn’s and look like you’re a member of a boy band … or a member of Josie and the Pussycats.  Hmm.  Josie is a little dated. She is prolly beyomd “the change” now.  Ok, if you could pass as a wicked young version of Josie. Or a Pussycat?
You can also bring what Matzo usually recommends… saran wrap, baby oil, loosened morals (assuming you have them) and low expectations.  Hmm. I am not sure if that is a hash requirement for him or what he used to expect from his dates?
This is Cums first solo trail and it is gonna be awesome sauce!! (Get it, sauce… cums… And here is my inner 12 year old boy! Oop! Just farted and giggled! Cuz you know, 12 year old boy…)
Don’t be like Norah Jones singing that song of hers “I don’t know why I didn’t cum?”  Make sure you do cum!  On trail! Reading this email! Looking at shoes!!  Reading a Good Housekeeping article about cum spot removal!!
Honestly, to me Norah just sounds like she had a really sad one night stand, but I haven’t listened to any of the lyrics beyond “I don’t know why I didn’t cum?” I tend to hear she didn’t cum and then my ears lock up and my brain goes into 12 year old boy mode, “She didn’t cum!!” coupled with an immature giggle and some fart noises.
Deets again, just in case you had your ears lock up about the lack of cumming Norah… or fart noises…
6 pm tomorrow in the dirty part of Finn’s parking lot
Bring $5 and virgins!
And your inner 12 year old boy!
This is a PSA for Cums… meaning a Pelvic Service Announcement… her hash is going to get some juices going!! *giggles followed by a fart noise*
On on to the Cumming Sporadically hash!!
Da Beav
Honey Badger don’t care what kind of phone this was sent from!