Hash #213 – Five Ways to Be Laid by a Red Rocket Hash
Wake up Wanks! Thursday is a Hash day…so Cum one, and Cum ALL to the 5 ways to be laid by a Red Rocket Hash! Be ready for an easy little virgin trail with the ever virginal lead Hare Lady Red Rocket and the innocent virgin co-hare Not Gay if it’s a 5-way.
Hash Details: The hash will be an A-A with an Eagle and Turkey trails. Where you ask? At the head….HEAD? Who said head? ….oh never mind, you know it from there….Show up at the Start of the Bob Jones Trail. For clarity as I know we all need it click this link —> Hash_A
When: show up by 6 ish Hares away sometime after that lets assume 6:15 hounds away 15-20 minutes after that but not before 6:30. (takes a while to get a 5 way going J ) You are advised to bring: headlamps, $5, snorkel and or dive equipment, sherpas, extra virgins for 5-way, towels for tears and or spluge, lube, whistle, bottle opener, a peg leg, parrot, and an eye patch if you want to go over the top. Things not to bring: dignity, self respect, a sense of direction.
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